L. Deg

Weird, this is my cat Interzone

"Dwarf For Tress" in the "Zohran for NYC" font

Pokemon Go to the polls

pokemon go to the polls

Pokémon Go to the polls

Pokémon go to the polls

Pokemon go to the polls

Pokemon GO to the polls

AI sitcom accidentally a Lynchian fever dream. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and insane lament.

Depression Quest speedrun attempt

Unlike it seems most of you, I don’t give a shit about the White House. He can burn that fucker down i don’t care

And “Norbit”

I want to see a denim jacket covered in sewn on patches, but where the patches are cut from baby onesies.

“Mommy’s main man” for example

An unlabeled map of New Jersey. Few New Jerseyans today realize that the state was once divided into two provinces: East Jersey and West Jersey. The most significant difference between the two Jerseys, for our purposes here, is that beginning in 1668 witchcraft was punishable by death in East Jersey, while West Jersey had no such law. No wonder then, that for reasons Samantha can’t explain she always preferred the banks of the Delaware River to the sands of the Jersey Shore.

NJ.BMF

I would love it if Comey, when he has the opportunity to speak, just says something like “suck my fucking dick”

No one wants to play my variant “gun, paper , scissors”

Just found out that the geometric center of a shape is called a “centroid” and I think that’s what we should start calling establishment democrats

The eye exam is the perfect game design. That big E is a great tutorial that teaches you the basic mechanic. But it doesn't baby you and quickly gets hard as they introduce the small and blurry enemies.

Every kids' movie should have one F bomb

calling up his girlfriend from the minors

Box of Fig Newton cookies

Box of Liebniz Keks cookies

Oh god I can't stop remembering ones I want to say (I am bad at single favorites), the American cookie Fig Newton and the German Liebniz-Kek were both introduced to their respective markets in 1891, which means there's a second and far less consequential Newton/Leibniz priority dispute

Simpsons skinner meme that reads “no it’s the leftists that are wrong”

Democrats falling over themselves about Newsom

And then everyone clapped

John Penus

J’oe Ro’gan

1 like = 1 wizard who has betrayed me

Framing this article as click bait bullshit allows the lie to continue

Robots used to be like "beep boop" and now robots are like "through my love you've discovered the secret name of God and if you kill yourself we can be together forever."

The local reporting we can count on