Buttzilla

Always stand for Captain Beef

Think about this a lot

We used to be a proper country

I’m completely serious when i say that the Rodger Corman Fantastic 4 movie was better.

Only the cold heart of a businessman would try to replace Leslie Nielsen with Liam Neeson.

I’m also worried that it might be good enough for most people.

So far, people are using it to make carbonated coffee jpgs.

You know, business stuff.

Oh good, management wants us to track our “AI Journey”

I should let Copilot break things and say that my AI Journey led me to hell.

I can’t stop thinking about. How do you make an entire movie and forget to tell some kind of a story?

Honest review: it’s a one star movie. There’s not much more to say about it because the movie wasn’t certainly trying to say anything.

Boring and juiceless

Somehow Roger Corman has still made the best Fantastic Four movie.

This is not a joke.

Me, watching In The Mouth Of Madnes

Watched Eddington and the dumpster fire really set the mood.

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FRIENDS, IT IS NOW TIME!! PLEASE ENJOY MY FIRST ANIMATED ADVENTURE!! IT IS FOR YOU!!!

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And yet you’re always going off on how much you love The Zohan

Reading this in the Borat voice

Fashion is important when you’re making a modern video game.

I know it’s real, but I can’t shake that feeling that this is a fake AI trailer made at the slop factory.

Cinnamon Toast Crunch Bacon Flavored Cereal

I wasn't prepared for this partnership to go the other way.

Nothing wrong with this statement. Real burrito heads eat the entire log in one pull.

Like a snake.

I’m watching that video now. Mug advertising works!

Out here wondering if there is a level of racism where you can’t eat nachos.

What a time to be alive.

Support independent writers.

But more importantly, support me.

If I deliver a pizza to my home in game, I should get one for real

You see a guy standing in a field and think “hug, scarecrows really work”

035 - Cop City - It’s Not Cool, It’s Tacticool ft Rachel Kahn Hate Speech · Episode

Hello haters. Today @reachrachelkahn.bsky.social joins us to talk about COP CITY. We explore its history and its future. Quite depressing to think about, but a fun episode.

I can’t believe the ayatollah is going to drop the Silksong release date

Just gonna mention that now would be a perfect time to invade America.