@bubbamarxxx.bsky.social
CIO of Geist Capital and Managing Director of Marx Fund II, a memes-based arbitrage play
Proposing “Greater Montana”: Montana + North Dakota + South Dakota + Idaho + Wyoming + top half of Colorado
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If he had done this in 2005 he would’ve ended the Iraq War
22.10.2025 23:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Dr. Pepper is a woman. And she twerks marvelously
28.09.2025 02:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I always knew Mariska Hargitay was Italian
20.09.2025 00:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Him floating a world where we all wear a headset to simulate standing in line at a Walmart checkout from our couch as his $10T idea and people boosting it for a bit and then forgetting with no consequence remains the funniest thing he’ll ever do
15.09.2025 14:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Trump’s gonna replace the MLK statue with a Kirk one or something
10.09.2025 21:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Look obviously it sucks, everything he does sucks, but Trump's dedication to 1987 Wedding Food is one of his only sincerely held beliefs. I am putting a bounty on a photo of the fucked up pasta primavera they're serving. You know there's shredded carrot in that thing.
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This is ‘07 style crank Civil Libertarianism I love it
05.09.2025 02:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hm, is this it?
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The Kapok Tree Inn
19.08.2025 23:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Marc Maron engaged in the comedy world’s “Sherman’s March to the Sea” right now
12.08.2025 01:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0House Hunters 2024 is bleak
07.08.2025 23:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The notion that Scarlett O’Hara could with equal likelihood vote for Kamala is a wild statistical artifact
04.08.2025 22:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The idea of voting for Harris or Trump is nonsensical in many of these tv universes. That said, Phoebe would be MAHA and Joey voted Trump ‘20 and ‘24
04.08.2025 22:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They’re gonna use ongoing construction on this ballroom as the excuse to “temporarily” move the White House to Mar a Lago
03.08.2025 03:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0$125 for ratatouille in the NYC
02.08.2025 04:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“Judas” is so dumb, it’s the best song she’ll ever do
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@dieworkwear.bsky.social has explained extensively how we got here but it’s still unreal that this is how US finance guys dress now
02.08.2025 03:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Insanely racist AI gen videos are flooding social now. Clearly being made by bored teenage boys. Need forced conscription in a new CCC to get them off computers
01.08.2025 12:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Kamala is gonna do the Hillary-style cash-in, but in the oddest, funniest way possible that completely torpedoes her 2028 run
31.07.2025 15:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Fox News with way more sensible coverage of the 345 Park Ave shooting than Chris Cuomo
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lol the notion that someone is ostensibly concerned with genocide but won’t do anything about it because Felix from Chapo says they’re full of shit
27.07.2025 01:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Everything clicked for me about this magazine when I found out 90% of its articles are written by 23 year old Oxbridge twats
26.07.2025 13:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Congrats!
24.07.2025 20:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Rick Flair outliving anyone is wild to me
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Long held that all private colleges should be made public so no sympathies toward Columbia per se, but goddamn we’re doing blatant mafia shakedowns now
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Donny America
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