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I'm a decent baker, but last night I burnt caramel so bad the fire department showed up, lights a-flashing, in full gear. Apparently I needed to be humbled a little.

I have a mostly healed scab on my knee from camp, and my 2y/o saw it last night, "Mommy owie! Get ice pack!" Then he runs to the freezer and brings me back his little doggy ice pack and puts it on my knee...kids are just the best.

A painting of a bird beside the text "i'd love to go back to just being angry about sports"

This is fine dog meme except the dog is saying “they can’t do this it’s illegal” and has an “I voted” sticker

Love this life we have together!!!

Top view of the cake, 16 cake triangles topped with caramel in a lovely circle, points all toward the center

A cake with chocolate buttercream topped with triangles of cake layer covered in caramel

I made a Dobos Torte yesterday for our anniversary and now I just wanna show everyone. Anyway, happy 9 years @possiblydrew.pnw.zone.ap.brid.gy

A pink water lily centered among numerous green and brownish red lily pads. Another pink blossom is half-captured at the bottom, just left of center

A lovely day paddle boarding yesterday made better by a bunch of water lilies.

Seriously, my 2 y/o is the biggest hype man. I walk in to get him first thing in the morning, disheveled and in my pajamas, and he just says "Mama so cute!" 😍😍

I think if we just started calling raw milk what it really is, poopy milk, people would maybe stop thinking it’s some sorta miracle elixir.

An animated movie has never made me actually *sob* until we watched "The Wild Robot." I have been crying for the last hour.

This is just a women appreciation post....thanking my coworker for telling me it's okay hold my ground, advocate for my nurses and patients, and NOT feel sorry about it because you have a God-complex

arguing with a doc via epic chat today, and reading my words aloud to my coworker, "I apologize, but this conversation is no longer beneficial..." and my coworkers says, "do you really want to apologize?"
Deleted that so quick....I DON'T apologize. You're being a dick and not listening to me.

Told my bestie about the show "Shrinking" and how much I adore Liz. So she bought me a rock tumbler for my birthday! 😭😭😭

A china plate of microns and two martinis sitting on the arm of a couch

Happy Mother's Day to meeee!!! Watching "Another Simple Favor" with martinis made as described in the first movie.
But truly, my husband made me feel so celebrated and loved as Theo's mom today. I am blessed 🥰🥰🥰

Jam

There was jam
on the door handle
but I held back the anger
that was beginning to rise

because I thought of the day
when the door handle would be clean
and the little hand
gone away.

My husband insists we had seen Momento. I insisted I never saw it, so we watched it, absolutely no memory of the movie. He now says we've seen it twice.

A Twitter post by Charlie Kirk. Two stemless wine glasses of froot loops. The left has bright colors, the right has more muted colors The text reads: " US vs Canadian Froot Loops. These are petroleum based cosmetic colorings. There is zero reason to have these if literally even one kid is hurt by them. This absolutely needs to change."

Literally even one kid, Charlie? Literally even one?!?!? WHAT ABOUT THE GUNS, CHARLIE???? WHAT ABOUT MEASLES??? What about hundreds and thousands of kids???

"ACAB means Roman centurians" i love my husband so much

*Watching Passion of the Christ on Good Friday*
Husband: "Men will literally crucify the Son of God instead of going to therapy."

These are not detainments—they are kidnappings.

These are not deportations—they are human trafficking.

These are not detention centers—they are concentration camps.

Language matters.

This is fascism.

A bus stop sign KNOW YOUR /! PARASITES Ticks • External parasites • Remove with tweezers Worms • Internal parasites • Remove with medication 926 Billionaires • Economic parasites • Remove with wealth tax

A bus stop sign of trump and musk standing at a Tesla THE SWASTICAR AUTOPILOT FOR YOUR CAR AUTOCRAT FOR YOUR COUNTRY

Bus stop sign x marks the rot delete your account a picture of Elon doing a Nazi salute

A bus stop sign TESLA THE SWASTICAR NOW WITH WHITE POWER STEERING trump and Elon standing at a Tesla

The crowdfunded UK group “Everyone Hates Elon” is back putting up signs at bus stops all over the place

A green, oval cake with a t-Rex smiling, based on the picture book- "Tiny T Rex and thr Impossible Hug"

A comparison of the actual Tiny T. Rex. Tiny stands on 2 books proudly, saying "Hugging almost seems impossible for a Rex as tiny as me, but I will try anyway. Pointy needs me."

Birthday cake for my Tiny T. Rex obssessed 2-year-old. I think i nailed it. It's a homemade funfetti.

It's official- more episodes than not of The Pitt have made me cry

March on, my fellows!

So, I guess it turns out a concept of a plan can't stop a recession? Who would've thought?

If WBC is what you think of when you hear Christian or Jesus, I hope you reach out. I know a Jesus who loved the immigrants, the lost, the outcasts....the others. He is not who they claim and represent.

Discussing "first amendment auditors" in the office today and Westboro Baptist Church came up, and I realized hearing and seeing their hatred in the name of Jesus was the beginning of my radicalization

Tacoma FD is an great option.

I'm teaching a really informal first aid class on Saturday to students. We're in the PNW, so covering bleeding, warmth, basic neuro, stroke signs (if time allows), and OD. I even bought some narcan to give to the leaders. What else am I missing? Think like, 20 minutes to give this talk....

a lot of people these past few months exposing their politics to be "these terrible things should happen to people i dont like" instead of "these terrible things shouldn't be able to happen, period.