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PNW software engineer, but still a Chicagoan. Pronouns, she/her. 40-something in tech. I like knitting, enjoy dogs and have a happy teenager.

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Or singing and dancing around a giant clock ...

04.11.2025 08:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I barely recognized him here. He's a lot better looking when not on the cover of People and in an amusingly fake Regency costume.

04.11.2025 08:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A seagull standing proudly on top of a statue many other seagulls have obviously also stood upon.

A seagull standing proudly on top of a statue many other seagulls have obviously also stood upon.

I'm the king of the castle!

02.11.2025 20:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Obviously the cow can live on the grass in your small backyard, and then you don't have to mow! Win, Win! /s

30.10.2025 19:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And they will happily take the partial match as truth.

29.10.2025 18:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And deeply insecure.

29.10.2025 18:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Those brilliant years when FK, XF, B5, TNG and some many other weird shows were still available over the air ...

29.10.2025 05:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you see this, quote with a vampire who isn't Dracula.

29.10.2025 03:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We are apparently just supposed to manifest money while they shit on or downplay the effort we actually expend to work and make money.

27.10.2025 17:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I seeded a whole planter box full of basil back in May because I love basil and it had previously never failed for me. It is almost November and those basil plants are 4 inches tall. They sprouted but never grew.

23.10.2025 18:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My blueberry bushes never even bloomed this year, my strawberries molded while green due to the weather, and my bell peppers refused to bloom until the week before frost.

23.10.2025 17:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And interest rates have been bonkers all over the place over the past 15 years. With our current house (our 3rd) we started with a 30 year, refinanced to a 15 year, and will have it paid off about 13 years in the end.

22.10.2025 05:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I both miss my kid and also this.

22.10.2025 03:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I do that all the time. What I start cooking is not what I finish cooking.

22.10.2025 03:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It Kamala had said "within a year he'll pave over the Rose Garden and be bulldozing the east wing of the White House" the media would have mocked her

20.10.2025 19:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 307    ๐Ÿ” 85    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A young Border Collie and older Saint Bernard waiting for a walk on a rug.

A young Border Collie and older Saint Bernard waiting for a walk on a rug.

I don't know why it's a year onwards, but I've really been forgetting she's gone this fall. Both these guys are gone (the saint is long ago gone) and I've been missing both

20.10.2025 06:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The biggest problem is where AI models have been subtly introduced. Your email app suggests auto complete suggestions. The IDE you're required to use as a developer now using AI instead of defined code generators to bootstrap your project.

20.10.2025 05:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Every time I see someone say "Well, maybe it could replace junior coders", I'm like, where do you think experienced coders COME FROM???

19.10.2025 23:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 698    ๐Ÿ” 24    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I think I was too politeโ€ฆ

20.10.2025 03:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1528    ๐Ÿ” 172    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 11

My evening: I was doing yoga on the carpet, face planted onto the carpet and realized it still smells like Miss Charlotte. Then I realized it will probably never not smell like her and I probably have to tear it out and saw a fucking carpet beetle larva and drown it in the toilet.

I hate carpet.

20.10.2025 04:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Do you have Clorox (or generic form of) wipes? You can use them to wipe latex paint off places it's not supposed to be for days.

19.10.2025 04:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A large pantry with many different types of items.

A large pantry with many different types of items.

Cleaned and organized my pantry tonight. It is a confusing mess of stuff because it is about the only useful storage in this kitchen.

19.10.2025 04:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

AI is utterly destroying a generation of beginning developers who are struggling to gain the knowledge and experience to be more.

18.10.2025 17:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Damn. I finally failed my self-imposed challenge. It's my 6th cake day and I am only at 596k karma on Reddit. Although I recently discovered that because all but 117 karma are comment credit versus post credit I really made my challenge harder.

18.10.2025 02:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Right I'm thinking that is more than enough to brew a pretty decent cup. I have an areopress and a grinder and I use 10g of whole beans. Which is not quite a handful.

18.10.2025 02:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I do not know this for a fact, but I am guessing that the Central and South American bishops conferences - where Opus Dei is like doing indentured servitude and ruining lives - are having way different conversations about them than the US conference where their big money flows to right-wing coffers

17.10.2025 02:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1077    ๐Ÿ” 82    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I will also say as the mom of a 19yo in a fairly liberal area that there are a depressing number of otherwise liberal adults who believe that the "internet" should protect their kids so they don't have to deal with it.

15.10.2025 02:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A green Ikea plush alien wearing a striped sweater.

A green Ikea plush alien wearing a striped sweater.

Apparently this is a TikTok thing, but also a Christmas present for my kid. An Ikea alien plushie wearing a knit sweater I made.

14.10.2025 21:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So this is the list of countries that RFK Jr. is now plotting how to send plague blankets to.

13.10.2025 04:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My life nowadays is staring at the walls, thinking wow that is a major new wall crack and then deciding I don't really give a shit.

12.10.2025 05:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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