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Adam's gonna make sure Brian goes on this holiday...and comes home in a box. #TheArchers

They got your prints while you were asleep George! #TheArchers

We can all imagine the expression on Ian's face can't we? #TheArchers

AMBER WARNINGS, did you hear that? #TheArchers

Just come in, who was snogging who then? #TheArchers

I can’t believe I’m watching interviews of city mayors talking about how they are coordinating with other mayors to discuss how to protect their residents FROM THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES

I know we are “used to it” but it is absolutely insane

She seems quite the academic, you'd think that at some point she will have been taught to take statistics seriously, for good or bad.

Thanks!

Ooh, what channel/streamer was that on? dinnerladies is one of my all-time favourites.

I dunno, maybe anyone in the UK over 18 should have to demonstrate that they are 'contributing to society', those who can't get chucked in the English Channel?

When I was a teenager there was a bus direct from my hometown in Germany to London - we had a British army base, and this direct bus connection was one of the benefits of that. One summer I went on that bus to go volunteer in an old people's home in Southend-on-Sea. I had just turned 18 and was... 🧵

This job shadowing stuff sounds like a right mess on the horizon for Grey Gables. #TheArchers

Hmm, there is a woodlouse hanging around, do you think a spider could sort that out? I find them much more discomforting than spiders.

A massive spider has moved into my flat, I asked it "WHO ARE YOU AND WHO INVITED YOU?" No reply.

I was thinking of the earlier scene when they went round to see Uncle Monty & get the keys for Crow Crag.

I can see the scene in my head, but don't have the correct reply!

The word 'legumes' makes me think of the actor Richard Griffiths.

What else would she do with her daughter? Spend time with her? #TheArchers

Well, just cut a bit off & taste!

Pip's doing WHAT!? #TheArchers

Weeell, we all eat tiny spiders in our sleep, right? #TheArchers

Oh, once again I wasn't paying full attention! I thought Azra was saying that they're all poisonous when raw & fine when cooked (like kidney beans). Lime juice sounds good though.

I dunno, try grating them, maybe it's safer? 😂 #TheArchers

Ooh, forgot about her! #TheArchers

The poisonous courgette thing was about raw courgettes right? Do people eat raw courgettes? I don't think I'd like the texture, never mind the flavour. #TheArchers

Emma took the spider with her to smooth negotiations? #TheArchers

Haha, I swear I didn't see your post before I just posted pretty much the same the thing!

Yep, and waving a 20 quid note in that person's face does not get you moved up the queue.

Nah, I hadn't a clue who was talking to who, gives me time to make hilarious comments* about other scenes. #TheArchers

Sounds like they might... #TheArchers