Nothing and no one has ever been more furious than Kevin Costner in every cutaway of SNL 50.

Commend this season of Love is Blind for giving much needed representation to Male Vocal Fry.

Trimmed my bush for pub trivia because you never know!

We need Lols and good hearted idiocy STAT

This is the first laugh I’ve ever had on Bluesky thank you so much

I think about my friend who broke up with me all the time but especially when Christy Carlson Romano got shot in the face and I had no one to talk about it with.

Not enough flowers for Tyler James Williams in my opinion.

I hope if Pamela Anderson met me she would like me.

"I have such a great idea for a novel, how do I--"

Sit down and write it. If you can't produce finished work, your ideas aren't worth the neurons you had them with. Do it, do it, sit down and do it, or it doesn't get done.

I wish I was watching the Super Bowl the proper way…drunk on your bathroom tv

Charli Avon Dutch x Muna Number One Fan mash up when?

Unfortunately Jack Quaid is proof that sometimes bio hacking WORKS.

I am fully radicalized, I want to put them all in a union…and I keep hoping I find one of those Barbies at a thrift store because SO cute

I think the Netflix one functions as this if you read between the lines

Loved The Pine Berrens ep of Severance.

I got a Ralph’s coupon for free eggs and you will treat me as such.

If you don’t think Sex and the City is good I will fight you in the street.

Oh my GODDDDDDD

Got paid and IMMEDIATELY spent it on dinner at Medieval Times.

Taylor Swift hear me out:
Feb 8- you pick an all time fight with your boyfriend. Keep him up all night.
Feb 9- your hometown eagles win superbowl
Feb 10-13- every chief fan blames you somehow
Feb 14- drop reputation tv

Loaded a clipper card and got emotional

I am so so with you here. I think Fly By Jing is so not worth it when the best exists for 4.99. I think this same thing about the momofuku one

Times I’ve seen Mufasa: 0
Times I’ve sobbed to “I always wanted a Brutha”: 100,100,100,000

Thank god YOURE here

Like to refer to my vagina as The Baby Gap.