COUPE THE COLOR OF MAYONAISSE!
11.02.2026 19:05 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@doczeus.bsky.social
Attorney-At-LOL
COUPE THE COLOR OF MAYONAISSE!
11.02.2026 19:05 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0So they murdered somebody with a car?
11.02.2026 18:11 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Harden Era is gonna work.
10.02.2026 15:02 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I think the Harden trade is gonna work out fine.
10.02.2026 04:41 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Come fucking again. Libertarians did what now?!? www.nytimes.com/2026/02/09/o...
09.02.2026 16:14 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I see illegally invading Venezuela to arrest Maduro has solved all their problems.
09.02.2026 15:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0That was very cool.
09.02.2026 01:33 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0No Kings includes Draft Kings
08.02.2026 23:49 β π 25959 π 6079 π¬ 184 π 111I was promised foul grifting. Where is the foul grifting?!
08.02.2026 04:28 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Well, when you put it that way!
06.02.2026 20:00 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The actual illegal actions alleged in the case at bar are self-refuting of that smug fucking sentence.
Also, what fucking precedent? This is the first and only time a Former President was charged with a goddamn crime.
Excuse me for my abuse of caps for a moment...
*ahem*
AND THIS WAS A FUCKING CASE WHERE THE FORMER PRESIDENT WAS ACCUSED OF A CONSPIRACY TO OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT THAT ENDED IN A LITERAL VIOLENT MOB STORMING THE CAPITOL! WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN BY FEAR MONGERING, JOHN ROBERTS?!
Heβs just not a serious basketball player, and has been poison for multiple teams now.
That said, heβs definitely better than Darius Garland is right now (and Garland is also not a serious basketball player.)
Canβt wait until he underperforms in the playoffs and gets pissed when heβs not offered an extension in the off-season accordingly!
04.02.2026 11:29 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I guess we just have to now cross our fingers that heβll pass the Clippers physical! Cool!
04.02.2026 02:38 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I donβt like this trade but solely because James Harden is an unserious clown who has made a career out of playing losing basketball.
Garland needed to go fwiw.
(After the Knicks series.)
04.02.2026 02:10 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 3 π 0So he got punched because he told some idiot kids to quit lighting a dumpster on fire, and he's the bad guy in the situation?
03.02.2026 22:49 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Are the Cavs going to be sellers at the deadline?!
03.02.2026 14:42 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I highly advise against going to a second location with any ICE agent.
02.02.2026 16:19 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0When you are extremely in the tax like the Cavs, you NEED guys like Tyson to emerge from the higher rounds.
02.02.2026 15:10 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This is a mad manβs opinion.
02.02.2026 14:30 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Exactly. The Warriors canβt even offer an Anthony Davis-type player in the deal unless they are dealing Steph.
Canβt see how that happens for them unless Milwaukeeβs GM wakes up with a horse head in his bed courtesy of Adam Silver.
Can the Warriors even beat an offer of Jarrett Allen and Darius Garland?
Jimmy Butler is like 36.
Oh. FUCK this.
30.01.2026 13:23 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Minnesota should fight back by targeting these lawless fucks for transgressions off hours.
30.01.2026 13:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Honestly, it would be less insulting if they came back with nothing.
30.01.2026 01:37 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0THEY ARE ALSO CURRENTLY NOT ALLOWED TO DO THAT, YOU FUCKING DIPSHIT.
30.01.2026 01:30 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Prosecute them down to the janitors.
24.01.2026 20:01 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0All of this is fucking senseless. Minnesota did not have an immigration problem. Trump sent his Nazi thugs here because he's racist against Somali people and to own libs like Tim Walz. Now two Minnesotans are dead and Minneapolis is on the verge of going up in flames. None. Of. This. Was. Necessary.
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