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COUPE THE COLOR OF MAYONAISSE!

11.02.2026 19:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So they murdered somebody with a car?

11.02.2026 18:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Harden Era is gonna work.

10.02.2026 15:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think the Harden trade is gonna work out fine.

10.02.2026 04:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Opinion | Libertarians Tried to Warn You About Trump

Come fucking again. Libertarians did what now?!? www.nytimes.com/2026/02/09/o...

09.02.2026 16:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I see illegally invading Venezuela to arrest Maduro has solved all their problems.

09.02.2026 15:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That was very cool.

09.02.2026 01:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No Kings includes Draft Kings

08.02.2026 23:49 β€” πŸ‘ 25959    πŸ” 6079    πŸ’¬ 184    πŸ“Œ 111

I was promised foul grifting. Where is the foul grifting?!

08.02.2026 04:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well, when you put it that way!

06.02.2026 20:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The actual illegal actions alleged in the case at bar are self-refuting of that smug fucking sentence.

Also, what fucking precedent? This is the first and only time a Former President was charged with a goddamn crime.

06.02.2026 18:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Excuse me for my abuse of caps for a moment...

*ahem*

AND THIS WAS A FUCKING CASE WHERE THE FORMER PRESIDENT WAS ACCUSED OF A CONSPIRACY TO OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT THAT ENDED IN A LITERAL VIOLENT MOB STORMING THE CAPITOL! WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN BY FEAR MONGERING, JOHN ROBERTS?!

06.02.2026 18:40 β€” πŸ‘ 94    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He’s just not a serious basketball player, and has been poison for multiple teams now.

That said, he’s definitely better than Darius Garland is right now (and Garland is also not a serious basketball player.)

04.02.2026 11:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can’t wait until he underperforms in the playoffs and gets pissed when he’s not offered an extension in the off-season accordingly!

04.02.2026 11:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I guess we just have to now cross our fingers that he’ll pass the Clippers physical! Cool!

04.02.2026 02:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t like this trade but solely because James Harden is an unserious clown who has made a career out of playing losing basketball.

Garland needed to go fwiw.

04.02.2026 02:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

(After the Knicks series.)

04.02.2026 02:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

So he got punched because he told some idiot kids to quit lighting a dumpster on fire, and he's the bad guy in the situation?

03.02.2026 22:49 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Are the Cavs going to be sellers at the deadline?!

03.02.2026 14:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I highly advise against going to a second location with any ICE agent.

02.02.2026 16:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When you are extremely in the tax like the Cavs, you NEED guys like Tyson to emerge from the higher rounds.

02.02.2026 15:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is a mad man’s opinion.

02.02.2026 14:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Exactly. The Warriors can’t even offer an Anthony Davis-type player in the deal unless they are dealing Steph.

Can’t see how that happens for them unless Milwaukee’s GM wakes up with a horse head in his bed courtesy of Adam Silver.

02.02.2026 13:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can the Warriors even beat an offer of Jarrett Allen and Darius Garland?

Jimmy Butler is like 36.

02.02.2026 13:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh. FUCK this.

30.01.2026 13:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Minnesota should fight back by targeting these lawless fucks for transgressions off hours.

30.01.2026 13:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly, it would be less insulting if they came back with nothing.

30.01.2026 01:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

THEY ARE ALSO CURRENTLY NOT ALLOWED TO DO THAT, YOU FUCKING DIPSHIT.

30.01.2026 01:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Prosecute them down to the janitors.

24.01.2026 20:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

All of this is fucking senseless. Minnesota did not have an immigration problem. Trump sent his Nazi thugs here because he's racist against Somali people and to own libs like Tim Walz. Now two Minnesotans are dead and Minneapolis is on the verge of going up in flames. None. Of. This. Was. Necessary.

24.01.2026 16:55 β€” πŸ‘ 27121    πŸ” 8576    πŸ’¬ 871    πŸ“Œ 341

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