Look when my new bank card expires.
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Ah I thought I was special today. Ha
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I wonder if I’m the only person in the world today who had a bag of flour in their shopping bag eaten by someone else’s dog in a wine bar.
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Got in finally. Here’s a really big tub of yogurt.
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'John Niven is a fucking idiot. Who needs him?'
Michael Winner, RIP.
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I once bought a cold drink for a tramp on a hot day - turns out he wasn’t a secret millionaire; total fucking waste of 80p. (She/her)
I am warning you with peace and love
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