Latte Chavaleto

The curveball life throws at you that makes you reevaluate your entire world view.

The things girls can do when we are allowed to believe in the impossible…

Roses are red
Violets are blue
You are a cheating ass bitch
Fuck you ❤️

Roses are red
Your heart is black
The love is dead
I want my life back

Swalwell: ICE agents shot Alex Pretti and Renee Good. And the only person in the world who has been held accountable by DHS is the pilot who somehow forgot to move Kristi Noem’s blankie.

Doctors say that vaccines protect children from dangerous diseases. A nepo baby who barbecues dogs and snorts cocaine off toilet seats says that vaccines make children vulnerable to 5G radiation. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.

It’s Friday the 13th so dust off that hockey mask and go terrorize some campers in the woods with a machete with the kids

i just wanna
drive my truck
Date my truck
Kiss my truck
Fuck my truck
Get my truck pregnant
Get a discreet abortion for my truck
Continue to be publicly very anti truck abortion because I’ve made it a really big deal and I might lose fans if they found out…

a man with a beard wearing a hat is being punched ALT: a man with a beard wearing a hat is being punched

Turns out I make good root beer as well

I have had a lot of cheese

I don’t know if you have heard the good news but the puppy bowl is today!

Just a quick update from the Twin Cities. (Please forgive the unsolicited message). THINGS ARE NOT BETTER IN MINNEAPOLIS. The media is mostly moving on, Trump is focused on other stuff, BUT NOTHING HAS CHANGED ON THE GROUND. More than 2,000 DHS thugs continue to roam the streets, abducting people 24/7, assaulting legal observers with impunity, and routinely denying 1st, 4th, and 5th amendment rights. Drones and helicopters are overhead every day. Hundreds and hundreds of terrified families have not left their homes since mid-December ... relying on the community to bring them food and help with rent and other necessities. (Those people are NOT violent drug cartel sex offending murderers, as DHS would tell you. Most are legal residents or citizens.) If anything, things have just become more stressful and intractable (think trench warfare as a suitable metaphor): The resistance is better organized and numerous, but DHS has become more clever and better at disguise... and the county sheriff's office is increasingly supporting them . Do not let anyone tell you that Homans (the new person in charge of the occupation) is making anything better. Do not let anyone tell you that 700 ICE agents leaving the city has made much of a difference; the remaining force (again, ~2,000) is still larger than the entire city's police force (which is legally unable to do anything). Please call your congressional reps ... especially if there is any chance the administration might listen to them.

A desperate plea sent to me by a Minneapolis resident who's been on the front lines since the beginning of the ICE occupation:

I’m not really on a diet, I’m on a fucking mission. Down another belt loop 💪

This month marks my 20th year of brewing. I wish I started sooner.

Dear Idaho Rethuglican legislators —
Eat a stack of dicks and choke on them.
Luv 'n kisses,
signed,
Every non-Trumpanzee MAGAt in Idaho...

I keep seeing ghosts out of the corner of my eye

Someone to vent with.

It was a little weird but very relieving. I should have taken a pic, it was pretty gross

Had to go to the doc in the box to get a metric ton of ear wax irrigated out of my left ear and now I can hear again. Love aging so much

I saw my shadow yesterday so it looks like six more weeks of being fat

I slept so good last night but in a slightly funky position so now I’m disabled. Aging blows.

No need for pants!

Dry January is over, wet February is on!

Taking care of your mental health when the world is literally falling apart is very hard.

❤️

I’m making homemade enchiladas from scratch with shredded bison meat and the house smells spectacular

Holy shit

Duly noted sir