Ian

one thing you’re gonna do is wear the hell out of a suit

made a batch of chocolate chip cookies last night that have to chill until thursday evening… feeling like a bene gesserit… my plans are measured in centuries…

one of my interests is shirley temple's 1967 congressional race, which she entered with millions of dollars and higher name recognition than the pope, and lost because she was really off-putting and campaigning as a viciously pro-war candidate at the exact moment the war was becoming a big liability

That makes complete sense, Eric, thank you. 😊

Save me $300 Lego Star Wars Jango Fett’s Starship… save me

unlike mizz whozza whazzit I find the misogyny on display here sickening.

Tommy was right. Sometimes a day is a cromulent fuckcrustable. Sometimes you do needy drinky.

chopping J*mes C*rv*lle into little wet chunks with a sharp axe and feeding the chunks to a large herd of alligators 👈💯🤞✊👍

SUPERMODEL: Wow his rib cage is shaped like a milk crate that got stored too near a gas water heater. He'd be perfect if only he also had pieces of broken plastic in his penis.
ELON MUSK: Silence heifer. I am "intellimaxxing" by concentrating on the largest number that can fit in a single digit: 9.

I don’t mean it when I tell you
That I don’t love you anymore 🗣️

Yes, everybody’s going to need a witness,
everybody’s going to need a little backup in case the scene gets nasty

gonna be a short fucking list buddy

bluesky got me pegged

saw on the news people were hearing a strange drone in New Jersey. yeah turns out it was your mother in law’s voice

the closest theater playing Queer is 80+ miles away fuck my Pennsylvania chungus life

Do they let you climb in

👇🧠💯

Donald trump speaking huttese Donald trump speaking fluent huttese Donald trump floors rodian bartender in Jabba’s palace by ordering bantha milk in fluent huttese

this time we will find out exactly how palpatine returned

after the live action remake of rogue one I’d love to tackle a live action remake of the sequel trilogy

Here’s why it’s time for a critical reevaluation of Jack and Jill (2011)

Toilets should have a built in scale so you can measure your morning steamer

just for fun

after Andor season two I’d love to see Tony Gilroy tackle a live action remake of rogue one

I’m sorry if you believe this is real you’re a fool

ououguhhhggh

They’re calling him the first guy to post his Spotify wrapped on bluesky

Feels like no one drinks birch beer anymore. Goated soda in my opinion.

I really never want more than four ounces of soda at any time. Hell most days I could make do with three