Ian

I would like to have no arms or legs or head or torso or mind or spirit or soul

saw a bumper sticker of Calvin pissing on the words “breast cancer.” real shame to see people still believing in urine therapy in 2025.

God you people are tiresome

my Reddit karma’s in the goddamn toilet! fuck!

if the medbed can’t grow your dick bigger I really don’t gaf

Rachel Chinouriri deserves better

If you’re in line to get raptured STAY IN LINE

unlocking my phone so those Left Behind have access to all my gay porn

My husband is dead meme.

Shut up

“ghatgpt” fuck my chungus life

this is a whole thread but I thought he slipped up and posted his ghatgpt prompt

what are you scolding us for we didn’t do it

idle hands are the devils workshop which is why I masturbate as often and as long as I can

everything going on has changed my mind pretty firmly: we should be discriminating against Christians

The philosopher Plato once said there’s no such thing as a free labubu

one thing you’re gonna do is wear the hell out of a suit

made a batch of chocolate chip cookies last night that have to chill until thursday evening… feeling like a bene gesserit… my plans are measured in centuries…

one of my interests is shirley temple's 1967 congressional race, which she entered with millions of dollars and higher name recognition than the pope, and lost because she was really off-putting and campaigning as a viciously pro-war candidate at the exact moment the war was becoming a big liability

That makes complete sense, Eric, thank you. 😊

Save me $300 Lego Star Wars Jango Fett’s Starship… save me

unlike mizz whozza whazzit I find the misogyny on display here sickening.

Tommy was right. Sometimes a day is a cromulent fuckcrustable. Sometimes you do needy drinky.

chopping J*mes C*rv*lle into little wet chunks with a sharp axe and feeding the chunks to a large herd of alligators 👈💯🤞✊👍

SUPERMODEL: Wow his rib cage is shaped like a milk crate that got stored too near a gas water heater. He'd be perfect if only he also had pieces of broken plastic in his penis.
ELON MUSK: Silence heifer. I am "intellimaxxing" by concentrating on the largest number that can fit in a single digit: 9.

I don’t mean it when I tell you
That I don’t love you anymore 🗣️

Yes, everybody’s going to need a witness,
everybody’s going to need a little backup in case the scene gets nasty

gonna be a short fucking list buddy

bluesky got me pegged