James Galbraith

Something something Iskra

Had a long day and just thought to myself "huh, must be tough working when the cats are home for half term"
😑

I once did a similar thing outside an event where I brain farted and called Frank Dobson "Roy Hattersley".

Again, unpleased.

.....something something Privy Council.....

Since this is what's trending, today of all days, nobody is going to get this joke.......God bless you Bluesky

Frankly, Marc Anthony's silence is DEAFENING

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Oh, oh no. Please no.

Phone thieves 🤝 Squirrels

Forgetting where you've buried someting

When I disengaged with twitter and came here, I thought it would be an improved replacement, but I found I couldn't actually be bothered to curate people to follow anymore. It was all too much work. I think SM as a whole will continue to become less important to me over time.

I once travelled on a train with a colleague who was absolutely confused by why I would go "HORSE!", "SHEEP", "DONKEEEEEEY" during our work chat. I didn't even have a kid at the time, it's just what I thought people did.

Just one question....

Hmmmm, should I open this? 🤔

Will I be the first person to write to Newswatch about there not being any Doechii?
Probably not, but I thought about it.

I’m going to have a fucking demi peche today

Oh, God, I've stood on a rake (accidentally) there is no pain like it

Thought if I *locked* my arms, I could hold a lean-to roof up, while my brother knocked out the supporting wall, who would then come and *ease* the roof down with me.

Yeah, it all just collapsed on me in an instant.

Maybe they feel cute

IT'S ON AGAIN AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE MOST BANGY BANGER EVER

How I feel because I could be bothered to put a little bit of thinly sliced white onion in my sandwich today

but im a jeep
im a vehicle
what the hell am i doing here
beep beep honk honk steer

Took a wrong turn in the Surrey trails and ended up in Kenya, it seems 🇰🇪 #runchat #UKrunchat #running

WHAT A DAY
#running #runchat #ukrunchat

You can book a runway facing room at the Hampton and sit with Flight Radar and a pint and have a wonderful time!
Maybe niche?

Really looking forward to the feats of strength next

On a deeply satisfying mission, trying to find an old fashioned elec repair shop to repair my lovely old lamp.

If anyone knows a place in N London then please let me know.

Just a casual praise for coronation chicken.
Nod to yourself if you agree.

The 2025 Barkley Marathons is over. There are no finishers. #BM100

LOL

Really rather soon!