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tuna melt $22. Cubano $24. French dip $24. BLTA wrap $18 These are typical prices around here

must be old; I take psychic damage every time I see restaurant prices

this broad’s name is nutzi?

i didn't want to say this in the restaurant but you were overweening a little bit.

well, i do think bonfires should be 6+ feet apart

discursively america is a burger culture

but its deathbed whisper is: 𝓹𝓲𝔃𝔃𝓪

cubano and best fries in the universe

“They will fail [because we will oppose to the death]”

(i first read as "mining fun" which also seems accurate)

chatgpt abuses mdashes? That might upset 2000s me, but I’ve already moved on to abusing colons and semicolons in a way robots could never understand

you can’t just imbue words with new meanings, dawg; they’re too full already

aloof wife aloof life

living my truth #pico8

a frank lloyd wright designed entrance gate archway, narrow with a rounded top, like what if spanish mission architecture mixed with the mayan of the main house and also a fancy space station.

okay the gate from keaton's flw house melts my brain in particular.

finally! back to the status quo that was perfectly good and acceptable!

wilson is like mcconaughey after a week in a rock tumbler

obv because they didn't heed my criticisms

rip widebelt; you shouldn't've stood by the pedophile tho

i hope the peace prize was a dying wish

if britain does get MAGAfied then maybe my "Every Day Curry" restaurant chain will finally take off.

Doesn’t the right wing know it’s very bad optics to firebomb a judge’s house?

i guess the appeal of SBF was more just the concept of an ethical billionaire

maybe obama should have done something with the mantle of reform

it drives me crazy. historians will try to assign meaningful reasons for it but they'll be wrong. and so how much of the rest of history is just mass psychosis.

read "the fort bragg cartel" and thinking maybe dudes don't rock

i only know sandstorm and kernkraft 400

the stuff conservatives said about rachel corrie.,,,,..

gen x forgot to invent ethical star chambers

Ezra Klein really dove down there to lick those boots. For no reason, as it turns out, but you have to credit the hustle.

young secretary at the dr's office told me her first name was bailey and I blurted out "wow have you ever seen WKRP in cincinatti?" and i turned to dust and died.

i post more on twitter because i hate myself and my tweets are trash, so it makes perfect sense to whisper them into the hell zone.