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London's Happiest Little Comedy Club in sunny South London. Female-run inclusive pro venue passionate about nurturing fresh comedy voices. www.poodleclub.co.uk

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Hahaha! Excellent

26.10.2025 07:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Cartoon. Two hens facing each other. One is saying "Don't forget, the clucks go 'bok' this weekend.

Cartoon. Two hens facing each other. One is saying "Don't forget, the clucks go 'bok' this weekend.

A reminder for UK residents

25.10.2025 10:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 289    ๐Ÿ” 94    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7
Comedy show poster for Friday 24 October with photos and billing of Sooz Kempner, James O'Donoghue, Maddie HW, Martina O'Sullivan, Chris Ford and Lucas Jefcoate. Text reads: Advance tickets ยฃ12, door tickets ยฃ15, show starts at 8pm, doors 7pm. poodleclub.co.uk 167 Sydenham Road SE26 5RJ

Comedy show poster for Friday 24 October with photos and billing of Sooz Kempner, James O'Donoghue, Maddie HW, Martina O'Sullivan, Chris Ford and Lucas Jefcoate. Text reads: Advance tickets ยฃ12, door tickets ยฃ15, show starts at 8pm, doors 7pm. poodleclub.co.uk 167 Sydenham Road SE26 5RJ

What a splendid show we have for you tonight with this gorgeous bunch of swells. Tix at poodleclub.co.uk

@soozuk.bsky.social @martinaosullivan.bsky.social

24.10.2025 10:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh no, someoneโ€™s torn the cover off my dictionary. And theyโ€™ve ripped all the pages out of either end.. It just goes from bad to worse!

22.10.2025 08:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 689    ๐Ÿ” 80    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 19    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
A headline, which reads โ€˜Almost one million Euros has been granted to revitalise Cillian Murphyโ€™s Dingle cinema.โ€™

A headline, which reads โ€˜Almost one million Euros has been granted to revitalise Cillian Murphyโ€™s Dingle cinema.โ€™

Thank God for the word โ€˜Cinemaโ€™.

20.10.2025 12:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 193    ๐Ÿ” 20    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

hahaha

20.10.2025 12:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My attempts to combine nitrous oxide and Oxo cubes have made me a laughing stock.

19.10.2025 21:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 446    ๐Ÿ” 60    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Park in Zone 3 and take the Overland, plenty of free parking on the street here in Sydenham.

18.10.2025 17:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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TONIGHT! Saturday night fun at London's happiest little comedy club. Tix at poodleclub.co.uk

18.10.2025 10:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Music FACT: For security reasons, Kenny Loggins changes his name every 28 days.

16.10.2025 08:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 114    ๐Ÿ” 22    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Yup, the 'Satire Starter Pack' from Bearly Politics. You're in good company!

11.10.2025 12:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's really pretty. Following.

11.10.2025 11:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Breaking: the best way to protect swans against being eaten by immigrants is to go to your local park and throw a lot of bread into the pond, according to a top scientist who looks suspiciously like three swans in a long overcoat.

25.09.2025 16:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 60    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Bitten by a radioactive willy, he becameโ€ฆ

24.09.2025 07:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 507    ๐Ÿ” 115    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

That is aesthetically pleasing

15.09.2025 11:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œBrace yourself!โ€
- lazy dentist

27.08.2025 22:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What fun, we'll be there!

27.08.2025 10:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A reminder on International Dog Day. When painting a dog, always begin by applying a thin layer of underdog.

26.08.2025 09:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 30    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well deserved! Congratulations @samnicoresti.bsky.social Hope we can still afford you!

23.08.2025 11:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œYouโ€™re earlyโ€
- me meeting an earl

21.08.2025 11:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 42    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

That will be worth a fortune one day

17.08.2025 09:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Matt Green is a very funny man, you should go see him!

06.08.2025 12:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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TONIGHT! It's our only July show and it's a doozy! Still time to reserve advance discount tix at poodleclub.co.uk

12.07.2025 13:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You're booked!

11.07.2025 21:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What a delightful way to spend an hour in front of the telly! We loved it. When you are next in London PLEASE come headline for us, Britain needs more Josh Gondelman.

11.07.2025 21:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The real 500 Miles: how a smash hit was spun from lies, deceit and desperation 

Craig and Charlie Reid found fame and fortune with the story of their 1,000 mile walk. We can reveal that the truth behind it is very different.

The real 500 Miles: how a smash hit was spun from lies, deceit and desperation Craig and Charlie Reid found fame and fortune with the story of their 1,000 mile walk. We can reveal that the truth behind it is very different.

Another day, another revelationโ€ฆ

08.07.2025 08:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1300    ๐Ÿ” 305    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 51    ๐Ÿ“Œ 36

One choice was genuinely 'offer them a cigarette'

01.07.2025 12:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That foal is clearly half poodle.

02.06.2025 05:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
a woman singing into a microphone with the words " make it happen " on the bottom Alt: a woman singing into a microphone with the words " make it happen " on the bottom
02.06.2025 05:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wowza, thanks for the tip!

25.05.2025 11:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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