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Some prefer giving to receiving, but not me. When you receive something, you get to have it

but damn is it a good horror story. When I was playing it I was like Colonel Sanders but instead of chicken ideas my head said "themes"

oh that's good to hear

I think 3 for the main true ending. But I enjoyed the story so much that I'm gonna at least try to get a 2nd ending, even though part of me doesn't feel like it

Silent Hill f gets my "Alien: Isolation Award for Game That's Really Good but Drags in the Back Half"

The winner of the dog show gets released back into the wild

Happy birthday MST3K, you taught me there are 500 Italian movies where Hercules outwits an evil woman

Treasure Island is starting to garner major hype among bookheads, so it's time to give my honest review. Does it deserve your hard-earned "Pieces of Eight?" Or will I have to give it "The Black Spot?"

It's bullshit that I'm imprisoned in the dungeon just because I was storing my poison in the king's goblet and the king drank it. I was keeping my poison there for later. I can't control what the king drinks

This is so fucking scary

oh you need this

Terrible fusion of sour patch kids at work. In this kind of job, little surprises like this can help get you through the day. Plus it's Friday, so that's good too

Sour Patch Ribs

The forbidden Marx Brother...

Mr. Cuomo please demand a recount and lose the same race 3 times

NEW YORK! Don't forget to GO OUT TODAY and grab a FAMOUS NEW YORK SLICE

My insider knowledge says cryptocurrency is done for (my local convenience store used to have a bitcoin kiosk but it's gone now)

That's not what I heard

I hope this is satire

Wish you were more afraid on Halloween? For $20, I will come and harm you

Thin ball, flutters in wind

Nominees are always so embattled. Who keeps embattling our nominees

Attended a friend's wedding tonight, and none of the speeches talked about me... Guess it's true what they say... Fake friends make faker weddings...

well now I'm back to square one

I don't understand it, but it's probably a problem with me. I just have to think about it some more

Come hang out with cops while enjoying a big cup of the drink that makes your movements sudden

Idea for Austin Powers reboot: Austin Powers sees a "Grooved Pavement" road sign and says "Groovy pavement? Yeah!" I don't care what else happens in the movie

Dentist saw me 50 minutes late, I'm stealing as many teeth as I can carry on my way out

Some extra bad opinions this week. I should get to decide who's allowed to post about the things I like

When my dog jumps off my lap, he is a lot like Judas Iscariot, who betrayed Jesus Christ for thirty pieces of silver