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Not exactly, but: Cleopatra is closer in time to us than she is to the building of the pyramids.

This meeting could have been an extra judicial murder performed by a malfunctioning ED-209 unit

There is almost nothing not improved by pickling

"The Man from UNCLE" ? You mean my cousin? 😂

In 1982, Dolph Lundgren graduated with a master's degree in chemical engineering from the University of Sydney. He was awarded a Fulbright Scholarship to MIT in 1983.

However, he soon was hired by Grace Jones as a bodyguard, and they became lovers.

Kobayashi Maru.

The New York Times in its "Are You a True New Yorker?" Quiz provides no right answer to this question.

listen i was gonna dunk on Urban too, but this is a salutary moment for self-reflection. go, find a mirror. stare into your own soul. ask yourself: do i truly believe that i, myself, could satisfy Nicole Kidman's sexual appetites?

i'm not prejudging any of your answers. but i beg you: know thyself.

Imagine being so far gone mentally you can’t even remember the name of a book you wrote.

The rain has soaked through everything. Your socks just sprouted a mushroom. You haven't smelled decent BBQ since your last night in Texas, before mustering. Suddenly, a metallic creak echoes through the fog. They were coming again. The naked cyclists. "Just four weeks a year," you mutter.

We should do cap and trade for takes on here. I would happily sell off my right to participate in Swift discourse for a few more shots on goal about burrito taxis. Really force people to lock in, clear out the amateurs on any given subject.

forum wars took over the government. the 10,000-page thread spilled out into the streets. people are getting their doors blown open and hogtied so that nerds can win an online argument. they tanked the dollar and fucked the economy permanently to own you

​I call on Governor Abbott to immediately withdraw any support for this decision and refuse to coordinate. There is no reason a President should send military troops into a sovereign state without their knowledge, consent, or cooperation.

Jack Nicholson & William Shatner in a 1966 episode of “Dr. Kildare.”

If AI became quietly superintelligent in 2018 and began reorganizing our world to its purposes, would that look very different than what’s happening today?

I’m a Bluesky Elder, Bitch

Regret to inform folks that a useful opposition social media strategy does not look like lone intellectuals making the best argument possible most of the time, but rather participating in cringe and earnest posting of simple truths about the regime on the regular

This video of Chicagoans intervening to save a man from being abducted off the streets by ICE is making the rounds on Instagram.

Community action works.

Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DPZL2AL...

Breaking news: ICE stops family at gunpoint—smash car window on top of newborn baby.

"I was screaming that there was a baby. But they didn’t care," cried mother.

“I covered my baby with my body—I was so scared he was going to be hurt because glass was landing on him."

As always, @steventdennis.bsky.social’s rule of deals in DC is correct. Deals happen like:
NO
NO
NO
NO
NO
Maybe
NO
NO
*Framework reached*
NO
HELL NO
NO
YES

They’re scared. They’re losing (because they’re losers). Keep the pressure on.

Matthew 15:29-31: And great crowds came to him, bringing with them the lame, the blind, the crippled, the mute, and many others, and they put them at his feet, and he healed them after verifying their citizenship status.

This is robbing Peter to pay Peter.

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this is the third time Donald Trump has shut down the government while his party controls both houses of Congress

“I don’t think the Democrats want to shut down either,” Rep. Mike Simpson (R-Idaho), a senior appropriator, told Bloomberg Government. “Their concern right now, and it’s a legitimate concern, is that, how can we agree to any deal when our OMB director will just impound the funds and say we’re not going to spend them there?”

“If you’re a Democrat — even just like a mainstream Democrat — your predisposition might be to help negotiate with Republicans on a funding mechanism,” said Rep. Steve Womack, a senior GOP appropriator. “Why would you do that if you know that whatever you negotiate is going to be subject to the knife pulled out by Russ Vought?”

Two senior Republican appropriators agree it doesn't make any sense for Democrats to agree to a government funding deal unless Trump actually adheres to the deal.

The Democratic alternative CR had language that would address this, but the White House came out strongly against.