Slappy.Flafferton

They did though. It is carrying out crucial environmental research as we speak

But the novelty of those ones has worn off!

It reminds me of those people who were pumping out AI podcasts. Sure, they only get a few listens on any one podcast, but they pump out so many so quickly that it adds up anyway

Jaz Jackrabbit

You've been a bad, bad.. angiosperm

Maybe not right away, but even a 1.9 birthrate scales down exponentially after a few generations.
There are some things in our modern life that only work at scale, for example the power grid.
I recommend the book After the Spike by Dean Spears and Michael Geruso if you want to learn more

The Power Broker by Robert A. Caro. Also all his books about LBJ. They sound like they would be a slog, but he makes it very interesting

Free from your corporeal form, you might even say

Defunctland just put out a video about animatronics like this on YouTube.
Basically, Disney keeps showing off new cool robots that COULD walk around the parks to hype PR, then they don't have them walk around because it breaks immersion when they break down and have to be taken away

Now to fill it with chocowlate chip cowkies

At least they didn't drive drunk though

I can still remember the commercial, pretty catchy jingle

As long as you are still having fun. Life is too short to force finishing a game that no longer sparks joy, imo

It's giving thanks

There's always honorable mentions..

I like the part where Freddy Fazbear fazzed all over those people and said "It's five nights-ing time!"

I thought she had brand loyalty to eggo waffles. Do they make waffles in the show? I haven't seen it in a while

It's about the brand. The games are just promotion for the merch.
They make more money on merchandise than even Disney. Why try harder?

Burn in hell Robert Moses

The picture with the baby in front of the screen is spot on though

One for every day of the week!

You too huh?

Yes, because what the child rapist is doing is helping. Have fun giving yourself brain damage with the slop generator

How many had the broccoli haircut? or are they still doing that?

Yeah, that's why I bounced off it honestly. It's like it's not even satire. This is just how those people are, which is just depressing to me

Took me a second to realize that's a bone on the bandana and not a dick

YouTube video by Kermit Da Cowboy Frog The Brak Show - Fish Pockets

youtu.be/BJRijLJNHCs?...

Too bad you can't go to Fish Pockets..

It's the same reason the games look like crap, Pokemon makes more money on merch than even Disney. Why would they try harder?