Matt Craddock

Flippin heck, well I’m going to need an extra helping of gravy to get the white keys down, but ok I’ll give it a go

Oh so it does have phd level intelligence

They are being decommissioned and put beyond use - per the Good Friday Agreement.

Oh great we’ve got a sinkhole on our street and the council turn up 4.5 hours later and the first thing they do is wreck their van ffs

Yes, Carl Bergstrom, the UW biology professor, is married. He is married to Juliana Larsen, according to the Church History Biographical Database. He was also married to Wilhelmina Henrietta Ostborn and Anna Fredrika Oman at different times.

My three wives.

sorry to say this made me laugh out loud

the one thing we didn't want to happen!

started taking beta blockers. so I don’t have to read your posts

Me, in the local Apotheke: have you got anything for allergies? Assistant: here is royal jelly.
Me: no thanks, have you got any actual medicine?
Assistant, disdainfully: *chemical* medicine?
Me: yes, you know, the stuff that actually does something

The people praising this probably thought "It's so wholesome that he beat cancer and then won seven Tours de France! A miracle!". All forms of cheating debase the sports we love.

Just sort the dv in ascending order first, all good

I won't tag the person directly, because I get enough shitty comments and don't want to draw any onto the person involved, but here's a little story about how social media does have genuinely good, kind, people on it. 1/

Discovered today that not everyone considers this nine year old viral tweet a seminal text in the field of social media studies but I do

If you can hear this, post an image you can hear.

Cf b3ta's "top 10 cutest kittens", which you absolutely should not play on speakers unless you work for Reform

Me, watching American football

For women, the increase of AI use in the workplace may affect their careers: Harvard study Women are using AI significantly less then men and it’s going to have a major impact on their careers, according to extensive research on the topic.

Every. Single. Story. about women not using AI as much as men portray it as bad for their future career prospects (without a shred of evidence) and a result of women being fearful little ladies rather than looking at AI's output and saying "this sucks, it's not going to help me."

People being mad at burrito taxi makes no sense; they can't walk, they have no powers of locomotion or other ambulatory abilities - they need a taxi to get to me. Think about how burritos work before you embarrass yourselves any further.

I saw a poster at a conference once (15 years ago, I think) that had a single bar chart,with two columns: counts of yes and no from respondents to an extraordinally sexist question (which I've thankfully forgotten). Literally two bars taking up almost the whole poster.

So, you know, could be worse

My toddler on the way to the fridge to ask for jam and then after I say no

The AI Overview text reads: "No, Robert Culp is not in Season 10 of Columbo. While he did appear in four episodes of the show, his last appearance was in the 1990 episode "Columbo Goes to College," which is part of the season considered to be Season 10, but not actually part of the original run. Season 10 is also known as the "revival" season. In "Columbo Goes to College", Culp played the father of one of the student murderers, rather than playing the murderer himself. "

And let's ask again. Ok, so he's not in Season 10, but he is in an episode that is in Season 10.

Glad that's all cleared up then.

The AI Overview text reads: "Yes, Robert Culp appears in the first episode of Columbo Season 10, "Columbo Goes to College", but not as the murderer. This was his fourth and final appearance on the show, and the only time he played a character other than the killer, according to Wikipedia. He plays Jordan Rowe, the father of one of the college student murderers."

let's ask again! This time it gets it right.

A Google AI answer to the question "is Robert Culp in season 10 of Columbo?". The text reads "No, Robert Culp is not in Season 10 of Columbo. While he did appear in four episodes of the show, his last appearance was in the 1990 episode "Columbo Goes to College," which is not part of Season 10. Season 10 of Columbo featured the episode "Columbo Cries Wolf," which does not include Robert Culp."

Me, watching season 10 of Columbo: hmm, is that Robert Culp again?
Google: no, but he is in <episode I am currently watching, which is in season 10>, which isn't in season 10; episode <which is in season 9> is in season 10, but he's not in that episode.

It's great stuff this.

imagine if we decipher the tablets and 90 percent of them are just guys being like 'wow, yet again Ea-nasir you have gone above and beyond as a merchant' and the complainant was just an outlier

Didn't me and Gaz Burnett try doing Acquiesce at some point in our "band", or was that a fever dream

A review by @frickyuu on twitter reads: FantasticFour Is a masterpiece. the visual effects and the score are a HUGE stand out. Galactus Is huge In IMAX. It’s emotional and gives you hope. It beats you off and doesn’t stop. STAY Until the END CREDITS.

It does what now

A set of blackboards showing upcoming events at a local pub. First, a quiz, then target shooting, then an acoustic jam session. Finally, on Sunday, they'll be Hanging Johnny

Well that escalated quickly