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Tim Roser

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We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the kerb. Caregiver for Panko the golden retriever - destroyer of socks. Draws pictures for coins in a shed.

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Just saw Planer interviewed at Mannington Book Bash. He was terrific. Self-deprecating, humble, funny and charming. VERY honest about RM and PR. A real delight.

28.09.2025 19:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Yeah that’s their lot. Their peak.

15.09.2025 07:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This is how I found her this morning. I think she is settling in.

02.09.2025 13:46 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Somebody likes Welsh beaches.

02.09.2025 13:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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In that there Pembrokeshire. Stunning.

02.09.2025 13:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It may possibly be good for litigators.

29.08.2025 20:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Parei-diddly-dolia

28.08.2025 18:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I was threatened by management.

15.08.2025 10:16 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hypnotised pup in extreme relaxation mode.

14.08.2025 20:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In hot weather like this, remember to keep an eye on your freelancers. Move them to a shaded spot, indoors if possible, away from β€˜people’. Distract them with a computer or some unrealistic deadline. Do check on them, by email, but don’t forget to set yours to out of office in case they reply πŸ™

12.08.2025 08:52 β€” πŸ‘ 491    πŸ” 116    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 2

Ain’t that the truth.

09.08.2025 07:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes I have bought several

31.07.2025 14:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oatcake_Lancia. Oh yes.

31.07.2025 07:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Part of the problem is the conflation between generative AI (completely bollocks β€œspicy autocomplete” that’s killing the planet) and machine learning (the scientific uses to expose patterns in enormous data sets which can then be explored by humans)

30.07.2025 08:35 β€” πŸ‘ 206    πŸ” 48    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 3

That person has died of heart failure.

25.07.2025 16:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Norman Lamont bumped into me at Liverpool Street Station as he was in a rush. I growled at him and he pudgidly scuttled off.

20.07.2025 07:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Paradise for a silly goose

18.07.2025 20:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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No idea what’s going on here tbh.

17.07.2025 17:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Incredible.

16.07.2025 17:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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16.07.2025 15:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is the walloper

16.07.2025 15:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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16.07.2025 15:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

We have a huge amount of Jackdaws that love our giant old eucalyptus. They are not called a β€˜clattering’ for nothing. Plus the owls and inevitably the romance of foxes is the nighttime symphony.

16.07.2025 07:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Idiot on the left got his results today and got a 1st in Economics.So proud of him :-)

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10.07.2025 08:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

That’s an incredible sound indeed

10.07.2025 07:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Actually he is jolly unwell and that cravat is the only thing stopping his head falling off.

07.07.2025 16:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Panko the golden retriever sitting on her haunches

Panko the golden retriever sitting on her haunches

Morning

06.07.2025 07:48 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mickey Follow-Through

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