Solid.

😂

Nemesis state? I’m a western person so I’m unaware of Massachusetts v. Virginia animosity.

Ever

Yes. Yes we will.

I think they need a DH.
“Look kid, we clear these benches, you just punch someone. You’ll get tossed but we ain’t jogging for nothing.”

That’s a young person with no perspective of pitching last century.

I’m pretty shocked it hasn’t already happened. We are an armed populace.

He’s not wrong about the bad taste and tackiness tho

Don’t let historical facts get in the way of Halloween.

I refer to most things as being “on scholarship”

Fast food places do not want you inside their building at all. Like aggressively.
I’m surprised they even do dine in anymore.
Damn private equity.

Worse than Cancun Ted? I mean the bar is lowwwww.

Don’t you let him bully you. The needle life is a specific genre.

You gotta be real clear about that phrase “ride the needle.” I mean this was just miscommunication at its finest.

“Activate the dryer, peasent.”

Filter: “youth hockey tournament”

You texting with Bo?

Wait, I thought that was a weird throwback weekend Brooklyn cap.

In 1995 I watched an old coworker eat a glass of saltines and milk like it was birthday cake. He was so content. I couldn’t understand.

God, he can sing for a guy that can’t sing.

I love a good reason to scream “JADE HELM!” into the abyss.

So unfair.

Hell yeah

You are dumb.

I’m not saying you are wrong. But there is a lot of raisins-in-potato-salad in this tweet.

D all the way. G a length back.