Aidan Frye

After a 24 hour filibuster with no bathroom breaks, the lyric “wet like I’m Book” takes on a whole new meaning

Isn’t it the opposite? Isn’t the injury the initial thing, with the insult being added to it later?

“What even are regionals?”

AF

This makes me want to reboot Seinfeld but recast George as Trotsky and Jerry at Lenin and have them get into hijinks with their wacky neighbor Stalin

Me and my brother getting to step foot on the field at the federal landmark

Anyone else think it’s crazy that we just have laser baseball now? Like, MLB is officially baseball but with lasers.

Hank, this isn’t how institutions work. Literally every liberal government in power right before a fascist takes over has said the same thing. When real power over every facet of the state is achieved, the only recourse is, like, a resistance group and I assume that’s not what you’re talking about.