Today, I got to regale my brand new coworkers with all the fun stories about RFK Jr I know, thanks to @iwriteok.bsky.social. They will definitely think I'm cool now. π
10.10.2025 04:47 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
It helps to heat up the top of the cartridge where it meets the mouthpiece, but then just suck real hard!
29.06.2025 03:05 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Love Island needs to put me out of my misery! How much longer are we collectively going to be abused?!
18.06.2025 02:55 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I hope someday Robert can go a summer without telling us how to survive our own government.
08.06.2025 14:22 β π 17 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
βTasted a little tear gasβ tasted like fascismβ
08.06.2025 04:40 β π 54601 π 15801 π¬ 699 π 1037
god, I love slutty big brother #loveislandusa
04.06.2025 03:08 β π 96 π 19 π¬ 3 π 1
This weekend, when I opened the trunk of my car, I was surprised to find a bra & dress that did not belong to me. I literally checked to make sure it was my car! I've asked everyone I could even fathom they belong to. No one claims them. I'm the only one who drives my car. Where did they come from?!
02.06.2025 17:09 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
As a mother of two boys I can guarantee this happened.
31.05.2025 03:31 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Currently disassociating in a Goodwill Outlet.
25.05.2025 18:47 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
No, thanks.
20.05.2025 17:21 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
19.05.2025 01:22 β π 15273 π 2826 π¬ 273 π 94
I am a grown woman who uses these same techniques. I hope they serve her well!
14.05.2025 18:05 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
That little hat just made my night!
29.04.2025 06:21 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Part One: What's New With Andrew Tate?
Behind the Bastards Β· Episode
The gold ads are back, Baby!
@iwriteok.bsky.social @whysophiewhy.bsky.social
24.04.2025 15:32 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Chico says hi back!
09.04.2025 21:23 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Iβm no Abe Lincoln, Iβm gonna have malice toward all who chose this.
04.04.2025 15:23 β π 219 π 26 π¬ 7 π 2
I have so many big questions!
23.03.2025 22:57 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
The chat suggesting a blood test is hilarious!
20.03.2025 14:06 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Without question.
15.03.2025 01:54 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Good job, Laina! I'm so proud of you.
12.03.2025 22:30 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I'm going to be so pissed if I am forced to be a Raiders fan!
08.03.2025 02:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
06.03.2025 18:38 β π 1700 π 388 π¬ 70 π 73
looking at a graph of the stock market and nodding slowly with a concerned look on my face as if i know what a "stock market" is
(it is illegal to explain it to me)
04.03.2025 16:49 β π 849 π 34 π¬ 53 π 4
Part One: I Do Not Like Elon Musk Very Much
Behind the Bastards Β· Episode
Seems like a good time for a revisit. @iwriteok.bsky.social
26.02.2025 17:47 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
My closest neighbors have a new wind chime that is about to suffer a terrible demise!
25.02.2025 15:42 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Dave, I would pay so much money to see you in this situation!
25.02.2025 15:38 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Every fucking day.
13.02.2025 09:46 β π 15550 π 2468 π¬ 736 π 192
Look at the moon!
13.02.2025 01:50 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
That's the best feeling! Congrats!
11.02.2025 23:35 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
My body is not my temple
Itβs more like my bar and grill
I write stories about conflict and borders and the people they impact. Working on a book about anarchists at war, already wrote one about the anti fascist Olympics. Para todos,todoβοΈ
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Building a #CaliforniaForAll.
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I once knew a sensual hog named Alf.
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my ass has a Michelin star, eat up
Area man, unfortunately
Blueskyβs #1 Ken Bone hater
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3rd wife material. Jokes in the skeets, politics in the streets. Serving mufflepuff in NC. Up good. $4 to Goog it for you. Make EM cry 2025
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Last of the famous international playboys
