Cardboard robot

This is awesome

Good job, Im proud of you.

I bring that BDE

*burrito dinner everywhere

Spooky pie

This is a separate place from work and real life.

This is adorable

So good.

No. Take this down.

My last name is 5 letters. My exs last name was 12. Im not doing extra work....

My only issue with people that have a ton of tattoos is the ones that get pissed when you ask about them. Like, dude, you are a walking billboard.

Budget law enforcement.

A tattoo should be whatever the person receiving it wants it to be... why should anyone else care?

My cat gladys

Hey y'all. My 17 year old cat, Gladys, is very sick and needs to go to the vet but i can't afford it rn. If anyone can help, my c*shapp is $brennamcm

The vet gave an estimate of $250 for an exam and labwork. Im so scared she's going to die. If you can help at all, I'd appreciate it

Ilu ♥️

Ernest blows his money on hookers and blow

Ernest will not learn from this mistake

Hell yeah

Ernest is getting an itch checked out

Ernest does Dallas

Ernest Goes to Church Bingo

her mask never hides
eyes like shattered glass
shards buried in the skin
the silence in her voice
is a weight that drips
from the cracks in her smile
deep within churns
a storm without warning
and the world still spins
but she stays,
still

#foxprose

Cool ive got a title.

And what is 6.9k without a banger?

Picking up the keys on friday! The goal is to be fully moved in by monday with as little disruption as possible.

If there are 5 empty urinals and you choose to stand next to me, I expect you to hold my hand.

Good morning Jenny!

Kinda saw that one coming, Gwen was really vocal about all of the shitty bsky moves over the past few days (rightfully so).

It’s you. It’s always been you against you.

A homemade chainsaw created by putting a chainsaw bar on the handle of a hand saw, it has a crank handle to move the chain. This abomination is sitting on a table with other random junk on it, including a couple of water bottles. It alleges to be sitting in a garage. There is no way this thing won't be made in Kentucky.

If you see this post, a random picture from your device without explaining it.

I don’t miss the stupidity of sexual urgency and fashion
I miss the urgency of getting there while soaked
on a bike
in a storm
breaks that no longer worked
and poetry was us and the way the raindrops rolled down the window panes unaware of loss of innocence and the ugliness that awaited