Jenny O 2026 Version

Putting workout equipment INSIDE your sauna! Why hasn’t everyone figured that out? Eh Lifetime Fitness ? Men in their 50s-70s should absolutely work out in the hot, sweaty sauna. Just ask any athletic or exercise trained professional. What could go wrong?

Artist.

Maybe he’s a nevernude. There are DOZENS of them, guys!

Jeggings? 💨🌬️💨

I don’t want to get an infection. That’s how you get infections in your sex parts.

I’ve caught myself making that same mistake.

We all saw the bathtub episode of Breaking Bad. We know what acid in tubs & drums is for. These guys need to be brought down.

I love when episodic shows do an “old west” episode where they have to go to a themed fake old west timey town & wear cowboy gear & ride horses.

Can you think of a sport that couldn’t be played in skin tight spandex?

Consider in what way?

#DefundICE #ICE #LAVA

If we don’t want to repeat history – then for God’s sake in this moment we better be strong enough to learn from it.

I don’t think they understand numbers or percentages?

I was being facetious

It really highlights the importance of product staging. Maybe try sticking some veggie strips in a plant pot with the other plants or or order them an edible arrangement.

Three peas in a pod.

Just keep them all on your bag. Whichever bag you want.

If you meet someone online and the relationship develops fast, they might be a scammer! Slow down …

the FBI deleted this tweet

might’ve hit a little close to home for the director

You can do it. Pace yourself.

What’s the long way??

Filibuster that shit!

I read it as satire at first but by the end I’m not sure.

Frog legs should be on the list, poster, infographic grid, whatever.

Just so we can identify each other

Yum!

I hope that pilot held out for triple pay.

Shout out to Jack’s frozen pizzas & huge box of pretzel rods. Those were the days. Maybe that’s why he was always thirsty.

A wet folded bunch of toilet paper, water soaked I mean, not… y’know, anyway, that’s a good negotiation motivator. A “carrot” if you will. I made friends with a few spiders that way.

3 for me. There are more that I don’t really like but wouldn’t say never to.

When I think about the various food obsessions my dad went through in my life, popsicles, jello, watermelon, apple pies, Mountain Dew slurpee; I realize, he was probably just dehydrated. I’m excluding the foods he tried to push on us that he got on special at Sam’s Club or Menards.