Chum.

Just used @jameshoffmann.bsky.social meticulous French press method but with a $2 tin of pre ground dollar store generic coffee. I will not be stopped

Caritas, totally from scratch, including the tortillas

[me pulling Santa’s melted Rudolph themed fleshlight out of the dishwasher]

oh boy im for sure getting coal for christmas this year

I like to use cocktail umbrellas when it’s raining and pretend I’m a giant. My wife & I are separated

It's actually totally safe. There is no scary shit in diet soda that isn't also in regular soda. Zero calorie sweeteners have more scientific literature on them than any other food product, and every paper that uses real science says they are totally safe

The sweeteners they use are 600 times sweeter than sugar but have the same calories per gram as sugar so they put so little it's under 1 calorie which they can round down to 0

If this place had a trending tab, I would permanently delete Twitter in under 5 seconds

Skeeting to close to the sun, on my icarus shit

Elroy is passionately watching the free people of Ireland rid themselves of their British oppressors (The Wind That Shakes The Barley 2006)

Dawg it's just a joke relax your skeet™️ popped up on my skyline™️. No need to get your knickers in a twist

Mid

In my opinion "Twitter" is whichever place most embodies the poster's spirit, and that's here now

I'm a person who low key thrives arguing with strangers on the internet so that part of twitter wasn't bothering me but coming over here and not seeing nazi propaganda and crypto scams every other post made me realize how bad twitter got. This feels like old twitter more than twitter does

The giants have a bye this weekend which means they cannot hurt me

Resistance libs should be taken out back and shot

First bluesky kitty pics

I think I'm actually gonna start posting over here more than teitter starting now

Who up jorkin it?