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abbott really was insane for this tho. no walks??

nice

no way in hell that wasn't fair

That was INSANE

how is it already the 7th inning

Mayor Bowser: My message to residents is this. We know that access to our democracy is tenuous. While this action today is unsettling and unprecedented, I can't say that given some of the rhetoric of the past, that we're totally surprised.

I am a *lawyer who practices federal law.* Several times a week I see a headline that makes me think "there's no way the President can do that, right?" and I look into it and it turns out that maybe he can because Congress ceded some of its power in the What's the Worst That Could Happen Act of 1983

I knew that it was going to take an absolutely excruciatingly long time for the American people to figure out that an oceanic predator has started to nibble on their tubular, bottom-dwelling bodies, but that doesn't make it any more fun to live through

there does seem to be an interesting correlation between "being a part of the Weird Brain cohort" and "finding the default suck-up tone of most LLMs to be viscerally repulsive"

There it is! I never knew how to say this. You just want to punch the bastards, and I've never punched anybody!

In Medieval Europe, Jews were often considered special property of the king, nominally under royal protection. This “protection” almost never extended to actually saving Jews from pogroms, but it certainly contributed to antisemitism by creating a (false) perception that Jews got special treatment.

“you’re too confident!” packer is essentially saying, “you must understand that the people do not like us and we must genuflect to them before making our case.” this misses, however, the fact that whatever contempt voters have for liberals flows from a sense that their representatives are cowards

Pointing out how safe DC by showing the low crime rates isn’t going to convince conservatives because “people breaking the actual law” isn’t what they mean by “crime”. To them, “crime” includes merely seeing black people, unhoused people, and anyone else the bigots clutch pearls about as “crime”

can he get back on the roof

oh and one more thing
you aren't going to like
what comes after America.

they released a statement which said, more or less, "and in case you think we did this by accident: we didn't. we killed them on purpose."

man,

holy fuck? I'm afraid to ask but when is this from

Harrison Bader!!!!!!

watching the rangers today was like "damn nice to see some bigger boys, wish Alvarado was here"

that said. How the FUCK do you notate caught stealing

I remember being 8 and my dad teaching me to fill out scorecards when my mom worked the scoreboard of a minor league field, so we were there constantly. Had to look up some stuff, but I'm surprised how much came back to me

series win

the fucking riddler??????

Wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man

He's been kicking ass this game! Both at the plate and in the outfield

Brandon Marsh is his fave

I really fuck with these rangers uniforms, the vintage font is so nice

any relation to the director of goncharov (1973)?

even if every red state fails, they've opened the door. it's time to #PassTheMap, Gavin.