Riemann Zeta-Jones

Very glad that you cleared that up

And let us please not forget that he (or at least his staff) fucking ruled at posting

I've been not using AI for over 30 years. I'm already a fuckin expert at this!

My head says Happy by pharrell, but my heart says the entire Saturday Night Fever soundtrack

They couldn't make this today because of woke*

*Mountain Dew is so sugary and, with society being more health-conscious, is no longer seen as "cool"

I 'm almost certain I was taught that it goes inside no matter what, which I am now realizing doesn't make any god damned sense

Finally, my time has come; a day for me, an International Man

when I was a kid my dad could have kicked my ass because he was an adult. now I could kick my dad’s ass because he’s old. but there was one day between then and now when we were exactly evenly matched. the father/son convergence

My wife and I sing the Zoboomafoo theme song on the daily, and I never even watched it as a kid! She showed it to me in my 20s! But it slaps!

that bad boy's for snugglin, Phil

How often do I have to keep reposting this strip?
#cloudflare

And it's almost certainly not even computable. Such numbers have no use and should be abolished so we can make ℝ way smaller and easier to remember

You look amazing and happy and you deserve everything good in life

My dumb ass misread this as "warm bath water"

I don't get it

Curious what kind of psychosis it takes to not be able to make a decision after the 18th interview, but able to after the 19th

nut-picking

if he was a pleasant person and said pleasant things, his voice could be endearing. instead, fuck him and his gravel in a garbage disposal voice

Original photo of trump and Bill Clinton. Trump's hand is in front of Clinton's crotch, but it looks like he's just in the middle pf moving his hand, not grabbing him

The same picture, but this time the hand looks like it's grabbing

Lol ok I see what has happened here. My kids recently got a Highlights subscription, so I am getting really good at noticing small differences in two pictures

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He could teach us all a thing or two

*to the tune of eleanor rigby* powerful blenders

they gleefully announce the llm solves a difficult problem and then you find out...they use it to respond to an email, format some python, arrange two meetings in an 8 hour period.

we are going to let these people burn the planet because we are too nice to tell them they sound stupid.

Buddy I dare you to look at my feed and guess how much sumo I watch.

YouTube video by Dropout The Truth About Football

Every time I'm watching my Wolverines, this sketch plays on repeat in my head as my penance

A skeet from lawrence krauss on December 8, 2024, saying "It took a couple of weeks before trolls started appearing..." Underneath it are my replies, from earlier today. The first reads, "This website is full of losers who will try to take something you said or did years ago and twist it to make you look bad". The second clarifies, "For example, your harmless friendship with the most famous pedophile of all time"

Decided to throw my hat into the ring

Imagine if Tim Miller buttoned up his shirt all the way

For example, your harmless friendship with the most famous pedophile of all time

This website is full of losers who will try to take something you said or did years ago and twist it to make you look bad

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