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Me proudly wearing the Super Bowl ring I bought at a pawn shop

A very obviously AI generated image showing human anatomy and organ placement with many glaring errors, notably not including the heart. There are also several infographic-style markers identifying parts of the body using nonsensical strings of letters.

A very obviously AI generated image showing human anatomy and organ placement with many glaring errors, notably not including the heart. There are also several infographic-style markers identifying parts of the body using nonsensical strings of letters.

Was looking up a diagram of internal organs (like you do) and I think it’s very funny that the two images most obviously AI completely left out the heart

A shelf under a tv displaying several boardgames, one of which is Harvest

So jealous of all the Harvesting tonight. It’s in the small pantheon of games that get displayed in the living room - so we just longingly stare at it whenever we watch tv and occasionally say “should we play Harvest right now?”

😬

Excited for a documentary where Werner Herzog is allowed to see these images off-camera and has the same reaction he did to hearing the Grizzly Man tape.

I am excited for him to finally drop in mid-October and hit Cuomo with some wild endorsement like “This man is the kinda mafioso we need pulling the strings in city hall. This is my partner in crime. My personal Christopher Columbus.”

Ah yes the inspiring centrist platform of “someone should really come up with an idea eventually”

Phantom Dust

A screen grab from the movie Pearl featuring David Corenswet as The Projectionist visiting Pearl (Mia Goth) on her farm.

So mad they cut the wholesome story of Clark Kent’s first romance back on the farm.

I just feel like it’s been so long since there’s been a genuine primary on the left people are forgetting this is exactly what the primaries are for

You’re saying that decision needs to be made in July of 2025?

The Newsom hype train feels so much like the current MCU. Just pointing loudly at paid enthusiasm to try and drum up an ounce of organic excitement.

An image of the Pokemon Go interface showing an AR version of the Pokemon Slowpoke appearing as tho he is sitting on the memorial to Giles Corey being pressed to death during the Salem, MA witch trials.

Got a Slowpoke on the Giles Corey witch trial memorial.

I see it written very rarely but when I do Boca Raton sounds like one of the bounty hunters they sent after Han Solo.

This is less of a recipe and more of a great reminder to ravenously enjoy the distracting pro-fascist op-ed slop the NYT churns out in some broken, impotent hope that they will never have to truthfully engage with the systems that manufactured their standing, and for that, I’m so glad. Delicious!

To not be able to play Skate on the only console actually called a deck is a travesty

Hoping you mean the movie cause if not I’ve officially aged out of the internet.

The gift of prophecy

The bill passes and then, mid-credits, Andrew Yang shows up with an eyepatch to recruit Musk to an elite team he’s forming.

The final mayoral ballot is gonna look like the character select screen for a fascist smash brothers

I mean I’m not trying to brag but I was made Game Room Manager of the Arcade at the San Antonio Bandera Rd Peter Piper Pizza at the age of 15.

Was I good at it? I dunno.
Did I abuse my power and give my friends unlimited credits on the Tekken cabinet? Absolutely.

I mean I’m not trying to brag but I was made Game Room Manager of the Arcade at the San Antonio Bandera Rd Peter Piper Pizza at the age of 15.

Was I good at it? I dunno.
Did I abuse my power and give my friends unlimited credits on the Tekken cabinet? Absolutely.

My prediction for the first NYC mayoral election debate between Mamdani and Adams:

Zohran: Adams has taken every opportunity to squeeze tenants, with his hand-picked appointees, jacking up rents on stabilized apartments by 9%

Adams: if Thanos had the “Big Apple” Stone he would’ve beat the Avengers

Taxidermied raccoon sitting on an old CRT television posed to be eating out of a jar of JIF peanut butter

Love that place. My favorite exhibit was this humble addition to the collection near the Sasquatch

Gristedes boss threatening to move corporate headquarters to Jersey if Zohran is elected

Zohrans tax plan stating it wants to raise the NY corporate tax rate to match new jersey’s

Lmao

How the fuck did this dogshit slop end up on my timeline. Literally do anything else with your life.

Meanwhile the US is like “a domestic abuse conviction should not bar you from weaponizing uranium”

I love mine honestly. And the software support and game catalog have been awesome the whole lifespan so far.
I just REALLY wish it had a light

How dare you malign my favorite creole goblin. He speaks in neo-con riddles meant for those of us who dance atop Maslow’s pyramid.