Rachel

I phoned back and got an automated message that basically said ‘uh no? WE’LL call YOU’ lololol, the across-board obnoxiousness is almost impressive

A screenshot from Rachel’s phone call history showing that she has missed 26 - yes twenty-six - calls from the DWP in the last 4 minutes

Are you okay, the DWP

I have massively simplified my life by only bringing one suitcase of pyjamas and one of underwear to the new flat so far, might not go back to the clothes life, might write a bestseller about The New Way

A screenshot of Rachel’s Spotify showing that she is listening to an episode of Monica Lewinsky’s podcast ‘Reclaiming’ with Kesha as the guest

Omfg ‘iconic’ has a new definition

41 minutes and ofc they’re super easy-breezy about making you entirely financially dependent on some guy (my guy is A++ but that’s obvs not the point)

On hold to tell the DWP they get to immediately take away half my income and reconsider the other half because I moved 8 minutes
down the road to live with my partner not my family, wheeeeee

WE 👏 DO NOT 👏 HAVE 👏 RELATIONSHIP 👏 EQUALITY 👏

Jamie Lenman you have been summoned youtu.be/zhlQIcbG4zU?...

A sealed cardboard box labelled ‘legs inside’ on blue-grey carpet

Wayfair this is not what I ordered wtf

*mumbling as I zonk out having finally made it to get a haircut after cancelling twice* 365 party girl bumpin that

Queen Hayley Williams dropped her third solo album as a free download with a box of hairdye and the whole endeavour is just the chefs-kissest

Sarahs are the greatest

Urrrghhh. ❤️

It is truly a wonder that I lucked out so hard with my boyfriend, I am a terminal liability

DADDY ISSUES: REPRISE
Me: omg My Time At Sandrock is finally on sale, happy birthday to ME
My Time At Sandrock: check out all these romance options
Me: …there’s nothing to break my focus… because not one of these guys is hot…?
MTAS: keep scrolling honey
Me: *sees a guy LITERALLY NAMED UNSUUR* oh 🤩

Thanks bb! I don’t think I will fully accept it’s real until the keys are in our hands, I’m still convinced someone is going to phone up and ACTUALLY us out of this one too. (And all is defs positive ultimately 🙏)

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‘No my father isn’t dead, but it don’t feel like he’s still here…’ youtu.be/DXviSebhglw?...

LIL FUZZYBUBS

I thought the first birthday of my life with fully zero contact from my technical father would be all feelings, but it’s a total blank. I wonder why I never foresaw the nothing ending, when really it’s the one that makes sense.

36 will not be nothing. Moving out for the first time proper in 2 days!

My nan and grandad have been married for SIXTY-EIGHT YEARS today, the absolute mad lads 🥹 We are going over later for a *looks outside* probably indoor BBQ, gonna be heckin wholesome

Me when it was hot as hell the other week

(This is also me verifying my age)

GPOY

Omg, my late Artiebunny’s dopplebun! (Pls know he was only in his run in the snow while his hutch was being cleaned out, hence his look of indignation)

Criminalisation of non-attendance due to illness will just make people sicker long term. But then, the world was SURE kids would be fine if they caught COVID.

Ableism is "perform x, in y way, under z conditions" and if you can't you're lesser and "deserve" state and societal structural violence.

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Alan Cumming on bathroom bills:

"Why on earth would a rapist go through the bother of pretending to be trans in a country that treats rapists better than trans people."

they should invent a world situation that doesn't require you to be horrified and outraged 24/7

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A screenshot from the sign up page for a Severn Trent Water account. There is an input box for you to state your pronouns. It is followed by a drop-down choice input for your employment status, which for some reason includes the option ‘not on benefits’.

Severn Trent Water: doing so well with ‘pronouns’! And then fucking it all off with ‘not on benefits’.

A painting of a bird next to the words "are you fucking kidding me with this shit?"