Adam Jensen

Alternatively, I like to add things after I’ve already done them to make myself feel more productive

And that’s why game seven of the World Series is less important than the Ole Miss Oklahoma football game

I have to imagine if someone tried to start the group chat on their university phones, some alarm bells would have gone off for Hugh Freeze

I don’t remember where I first heard it but I have always liked the second level dad joke of “it’s not actually free, you’re just getting a better deal per inning”

NFL’s new overtime rules - First possession per team - Which comes first: score or possession - If coin flip is heads, elect to kick or receive. Same if tails, once possession - If a field goal is locked on first possession, team on field must acquiesce

This is how Jeffries talks

Not the main point but how many memorials are they going to give this guy?

Jeff Fisher

Well well well it’s not to easy to find a coach to go 7-9, huh?

Mizzou is really trying to pick up fans in the toddler demo

And there are 800 episodes that are each two minutes long

Tweet from @bronzehammer saying: NBC Sports must have thought they won the lottery when they needed a postgame reporter and it just so happened the guy in their broadcast booth had a son in need of a postgame reporting gig. What are the damn odds

Auburn’s AD scouring lists of potential hires:

Have you asked them to record After Dark at a time that works better for you? Say like Tuesday afternoon

November 30 against the Saints will be some combination of Tua, Zach Wilson or Quinn Ewers against Spencer Rattler, Tyler Shough, Jake Haener or Hunter Dekkers as the starting quarterbacks

There goes the last member of the Opening Day rotation who hadn’t missed a start due to injury

When you brought up Michael Jordan during the hot dog discussion, I thought you were suggesting he could (or should?) have entered the hot dog contest in the ‘80s

Pittsburgh Steelers at Kansas City Chiefs - November 27th, 2011 | Pro-Football-Reference.com Pittsburgh Steelers 13 at Kansas City Chiefs 9 on November 27th, 2011 - Full team and player stats and box score

This one wasn’t even bad in a fun way

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No part of me thinks I could do better than the hitter did here but I’m fairly certain it’s not possible to do worse

Especially since so many of them were in office the last time we did this. There aren’t many clearer opportunities to learn from your mistakes than this one!

Assembling, unassembling and reassembling a crib because I put a piece on backwards the first time

I keep coming back to this and I do not remotely know what it’s supposed to mean

“Breaking News: Elon Musk” really got my hopes up for a second

Someone in the commissioner’s office spent their whole morning googling whether guys like Rafael Palmeiro are still alive

Draymond truly is the Jerry Rice of kicking people in the nuts

www.reddit.com/r/3Dprinting... that guy’s 3D printer is going to pay for itself in no time

We love playing Liberty! #ncaa #collegebasketball #basketball #marchmadness #KSU TikTok video by Kennesaw State University

www.tiktok.com/@kennesawsta... I for one hope this video continues to get updated regularly

Odds are at least one of these cars is still in the exact place it was when the picture was taken

YouTube video by Netflix Asia Bullet Train Explosion | Official Teaser | Netflix

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@celebrityhottub.bsky.social Japanese Speed’s on

This legitimately reminded me I still need to watch the @channel6.bsky.social webinar from earlier

That’s why I’m rooting for a Chiefs field goal to end the game tomorrow. It’s a win-win: either my team goes to the Super Bowl or everyone hates Butker

I am really interested in all NFC fan answers because I would hate them so much if I was an AFC fan who thought we would finally have a chance to win once Brady left

I’m a Chiefs fan, so I’m looking for a neutral opinion: is the Chiefs consistent success as annoying as it was when the Patriots did it?