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may 4th is such a special day to see the nation and really the world come together to share their love for a classic piece of pop culture, the 5-4 podcast

04.05.2025 13:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1949    πŸ” 184    πŸ’¬ 29    πŸ“Œ 2
World of warcraft Outland orc saying 'work is da poop! NO MORE!'

World of warcraft Outland orc saying 'work is da poop! NO MORE!'

This daily WoW quest planted the seeds of leftist ideology in my young mind. For what is the liberation of the workers but all of us standing together and stating plainly and clearly "Work is da poop. No more."

04.01.2025 12:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1513    πŸ” 383    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 8

Lately I’ve been calling a glass of water with no ice β€œguzzler’s delight” much to the chagrin of my friends and family

07.03.2025 05:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dude, you gotta watch this tv show. It will smooth your mind like a river stone

05.03.2025 19:38 β€” πŸ‘ 104    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The most intellectual lifestyle available is to listen to play monster hunter and listen to the Aeneid audiobook concurrently

05.03.2025 03:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Feer Plastics
New Haven, IL

04.03.2025 22:20 β€” πŸ‘ 799    πŸ” 107    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 13

Foxes are clever. Racoons are tricksters. Weasels are evasive. Man I gotta stop getting fooled by critters

27.02.2025 19:01 β€” πŸ‘ 46    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Guy who doesn’t even respond to the mothers of his children: reply to my email or you’re fired

22.02.2025 19:58 β€” πŸ‘ 14609    πŸ” 2685    πŸ’¬ 516    πŸ“Œ 385

Seth MacFarlane must tell me in five bullet points what work he did last week or resign

23.02.2025 04:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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i think the car just did that due to it’s Evil Aura

18.02.2025 21:24 β€” πŸ‘ 9289    πŸ” 844    πŸ’¬ 209    πŸ“Œ 27
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Kanye West And Bianca Censori Split: Heading For Divorce Following Grammys Stunt Kanye West and Bianca Censori are reportedly heading for divorce, just 11 days after her controversial Grammys red carpet appearance.

Proof that you never know what’s going on in anyone’s relationship 😟 One day the man could be posting about how he has dominion over his wife and the next it’s over…. Check in on your friends

13.02.2025 21:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Using the Freedom of Information Act to find out who Aubrey Graham bet on tn

10.02.2025 03:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's sad they scored here because in the future people are going to look at the score and think this game was kind of close

Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

10.02.2025 03:14 β€” πŸ‘ 131    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

HOOT HOOT MOTHERFUCKERS

MOREOVER, ICE MUST BE DESTROYED

10.02.2025 00:49 β€” πŸ‘ 43    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Don Draper proposing Seal the Seal in a Mountain Dew ad.

Don Draper proposing Seal the Seal in a Mountain Dew ad.

10.02.2025 00:36 β€” πŸ‘ 7330    πŸ” 1147    πŸ’¬ 86    πŸ“Œ 68

I’m gonna call 1-800 Gambler preemptively

09.02.2025 23:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If the chiefs win the threepeat I will post β€œfirst as trajedy; then as farce” and be crowned the biggest intellectual on here

05.02.2025 01:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Do you ever ruin your night by calculating how many songs you could play on touch tunes if you liquidated all your assets?

30.01.2025 00:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Some people have inner peaceβ€”I have an inner monologue that just plays the same songs on repeat.

29.01.2025 19:03 β€” πŸ‘ 111    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0
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We all got that one brother who cant make it 15 minutes into the hang without mentioning the things he has done through his fault, through his fault, through his most grievous fault

25.01.2025 02:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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My face when she didnt even care about the Challengers snub that much

23.01.2025 20:10 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
meme image originally posted by "Paul Darling" showing a woman's legs and a hand holding a cigarette behind the "subtitled" words

My idols are dead and my enemies are in power

meme image originally posted by "Paul Darling" showing a woman's legs and a hand holding a cigarette behind the "subtitled" words My idols are dead and my enemies are in power

16.01.2025 18:31 β€” πŸ‘ 15736    πŸ” 3128    πŸ’¬ 119    πŸ“Œ 124
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Biden in his final foreign policy speech declares "America...is no longer at war." A week ago he notified Congress of an $8 billion arms package for Israel

14.01.2025 00:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1045    πŸ” 117    πŸ’¬ 55    πŸ“Œ 24

for sociopaths and narcissists, politics is when you pretend to care about other people. rejecting politics is when you embrace your hateful, reactionary human nature.

11.01.2025 16:03 β€” πŸ‘ 5974    πŸ” 1087    πŸ’¬ 58    πŸ“Œ 18

Look at my opposition party dawg, we’re all going to hell

08.01.2025 21:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1598    πŸ” 273    πŸ’¬ 62    πŸ“Œ 7
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oh so that’s how he can afford movie house

07.01.2025 07:51 β€” πŸ‘ 167    πŸ” 31    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 4

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