Joe

Printer with a caricature of Hulk Hogan and a speech bubble around the printer’s “brother” branding

Shout-out to my brilliant coworkers for thus adorning the printer

Kevin McCallister: antifa.

Casserole couture

I can hear this guide

I’m not generally a believer in lizard people, but the only thing keeping Stephen Miller from swallowing flies whole is the joy he takes in pulling their wings off.

David Lee Roth performing a jump split, presumably off a stage riser & not a tall building

Person on ledge of tall building:

Gonna forgo chopped pork and say Krispy Kreme glaze

Orson Welles expressing fear of Jimmy Fallon, for there is something missing in him. “At the heart of his ingratiating flailing there is a void so total I fear it longs to hunt, like the ultimate emptiness which stalks us all.”

Spider & web backlit by a floodlight, which also illuminated a blurred patch of green grass.

Nice! We had one by our porch light last fall, which made for a photo that I couldn’t recreate if I tried.

Nah, they’ll frame it as the site of an act of northern aggression waged by the lunatic left which sought to drag our nation into civil war. The raid was thwarted by (ranger points at newly erected statue) the heroic Robert E Lee.

[weary from covid fog] “You know, maybe AI and fascism aren’t so bad…”

McDonald’s packaging for the McDLT, which some elders will recall was promoted as keeping the hot side hot and the cold side cold. Here, the cold crispy lettuce & tomato represent Church, and the hot greasy beef patty represents State.

I prefer my govt in one of these

So sick of these foreigners coming over here and [checks notes] creating our jobs.

Cracker Barrel man displaying beta posture

You’re dem leadership?

And the old man wasn’t added to the logo until the Carter administration.

Family Guy racial profiling meme, using color chart to determine which players get a pronunciation guide on the online roster

ISU sports info dept when there’s two Jace Gilberts

How many flavors, if you had to guess…?

Maytag & Metallica missed a real opportunity with the remaster of Load.

Before & after remodel renderings of southern quick-serve breakfast/lunch chain, Biscuitville- which freshened its look fifteen years ago. Rebrand was not universally lauded, but culture war brain rot had not yet inspired disingenuous dipshits and general morons to decry it as “woke.”

Thinking about how Biscuitville underwent a rebrand similar to Cracker Barrel a decade ago, but we were too naive to realize it was because of woke.

“You guys are getting paid?” meme, but about sack tapping.

Not sure if I’m more afraid to click it or not click it.

In the car listening to politically-biased talk radio, hitting the drive-thru so he doesn’t have to step foot in someone else’s world…

Dude shoulda bought Nextdoor instead of Twitter.

Autocorrect suggesting that when typing the brand name “NexGard” what I REALLY meant to say was “Me hard”, which wasn’t quite the case.

Sending myself a reminder to give the dogs their flea & tick preventative (NexGard), which isn’t as exciting as my phone would suggest

Albino deer

Greensboro earlier this year
(Photo credit: in-laws friend)

Yeah, but donuts take enough effort that I can talk myself out of having one. Shelf life of pop tarts is such that they can they can live in the cabinet for months until I say “F it, I could go for some carbs & sugar & assorted poisons right about now”

Juxtaposition of a recent ad for eyeglasses, and a screenshot of the video for The Verve’s 1997 song, Bittersweet Symphony, in which the man pictured looks nearly identical.

Along those lines, check out this LensCrafters/Ray-Ban ad that showed up in one of my feeds recently.
It’s *possible* they found someone who’s a dead ringer, but I don’t know that Richard Ashcroft has a deal with them or has the Paul Rudd gene.

AI slop depicting deceased wrestlers in heaven, with typo-laden dialogue, and Hulk Hogan asking “Andre is that you?” to what is supposed to be Andre The Giant but more closely resembles the love child of Fred Savage & Sean Astin.

This is the variation that appeared in my FB feed.