is this an appropriate place to reference One Battle After Another without fear of spoiling it for you?

as a dad in a Zoey household, how dare you

my 11 year old tried to get a Totoro costume on to one of our cats and he went full greco-roman wrestler mode to escape (the older cat has made clear to not even try with her)

you must get this all the time as a host of an NFL podcast

one of the changes I'm saddest about with whats happened to Austin is we used to be one of the world's best sanctuaries for slow guys (distinct from dumb guys) but slow guys fundamentally need a place to not be expensive to survive

tears rolling down my eyes at the end of Beaches when Wind Beneath My Wings plays but I'm actually thinking about this guy

is there a little bit of Luigi in there?

Ghostbusters came out closer to WW2 than to now

I just hope that the minutes that get shifted to Fox are more Sochan/Vassell minutes and not Harper/Castle ones

I'm sorry that your rigged draft didn't work out as well as ours but as our tall savior would say, c'est la vie

@drewmagary.bsky.social this robot is trying to steal your bit

Deadspin | It Happened To Me: I Tried To Fight A Mirror Deadspin | It Happened To Me: I Tried To Fight A Mirror

once they perfect the Drew Magary robot it will just smoke weed in an easy chair and rock out to Judas Priest

deadspin.com/it-happened-...

let's be honest, if any of your kids at age 6 had the drop on you and a butcher knife, they could have ended you. not an insult to you, a compliment to your parenting/DNA

most exciting part of any day is finding someone that is either best friend or you should murder (no inbetween)

wow, Walter Cronkite _was_ a robot

typing "Katie Porter moment" at the top of google doc then working backwards from there

canonically, every Kyle Chandler character is Coach Taylor, right? like they put him on the Godzilla beat because he was the only one they could trust

I've heard Weird Al describe his creative process this way so you're in good company

given to him since becoming pope or in the Pope Bunker? because I think the Pope Bunker has everything

seeing that violates the Gamers Have Rights law

fishing mentioned, post Bill Dance gifs

how does one feel sad for an AD? I feel like that's chemically impossible

so many reactionary weirdos have pulled "you can't tax me" bullshit so I feel reticent but at this point its unavoidable, feds need to hand back some/most of my tax money to my state and city

glad to see Arsenal above Chelsea in the standings somewhere

my guess for an answer to that question is "the interviewer bullshitted me about what we'd talk about"

Do you have to read this tier of political books for your job? Seems like it would be hard not to bail on them quickly because of the strong feeling they're wasting your time.

I think "a Katie Porter moment" was already written in the copy before the interview started

Headline - "Trump and his supporters may be able to successfully argue that the Constitution only prohibits consecutive terms."

Footnote in third paragraph - "*the Constitution clearly says more than two terms at all, not just consecutive ones"