Heidi

A photo of an ice cream machine with a sign reading, "Anything is possible with ice cream." Beneath that is a hand lettered sign reading, "No ice cream".

2026 basically

Jason's hockey mask against a dark background captioned I don't always CH CH CH CH but when I do, I AH AH AH AH

happy Friday the 13th to all who celebrate

A first image of a night in armor saying going on social media to see some funny jokes and whimsical memes and a second image of the same night with an arrow through the eye slot of the armor of the helmet saying news posts

Every time

The Washington Post logo with tagline "Hello Darkness My Old Friend"

No struggling newspaper ever saved itself by becoming a worse and less essential product. But what's happening today at the @washingtonpost.com is not just the latest devastating contraction of the news industry; it's the gutting of an American institution vital for a healthy society

❤️

SHAGGY: what did the vet say you have

SCOOBY DOO: rabies

SHAGGY: zoinks i didn’t even know you could get pregnant

My black cat tucked under blankets on the couch.

Goodbye, baby cat. You were a sweet feline friend.

you: "do you want 6 string cheese sticks?" me: "no that's way too many" you: "i deep fried them and here's some marinara sauce" me: "OK yeah that's a nice warmup to what i'm actually going to eat"

A bengal cat asleep on a plaid blanket in a store.

A black and white cat lying in a store window.

An extremely fluffy gray cat sitting on a blanket display in a store.

A wire statue of the Jule Cat.

Cats of downtown Reykjavik.

‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens

‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens https://theonion.com/no-way-to-prevent-this-says-only-nation-where-this-regularly-happens-3/

The orange cover of a book titled Scriptnotes by John August and Craig Mazin, held up with a lit Christmas tree in the background

Happy #scriptnotes publication day to all who celebrate (and merry early Christmas to me)! @johnaugust.bsky.social @clmazin.bsky.social

You give a gift, you don’t gift a gift. I will die on this hill.

American politics makes a lot more sense when you realize that the GOP is afraid of pissing off the GOP base, and the Dems are afraid of pissing off the GOP base, but neither party is afraid of pissing off the Dem base.

Last chance to turn it off.

On Monday, November 3rd, Microsoft will start using your LinkedIn data for AI training. And remember, you're opted in by default.

To toggle it off 👉 Account - Settings & Privacy > Data privacy > Data for Generative AI Improvement.

Top down view of a watercolor painting of a wingstem flower stalk, surrounded by art supplies: paper, water, watercolors.

Photo of a wingstem stalk.

Making some art on a sunny Sunday morning.

I would like to protest against Christmas's illegal occupation of November.

Iceland reports the presence of mosquitoes for the first time, as climate warms The discovery of three Culiseta annulata mosquitoes was confirmed this week by the Natural Science Institute of Iceland, which said the mosquitoes likely arrived by freight.

I have some bad news for you. www.npr.org/2025/10/22/n...

Poem painted on a sidewalk with stencil letters reading “Forgive yourself. You did the best you could with who you were at the time.”

We've arrived where God's light cannot reach.

Five raccoons sit on corner bench seating around a table.

one of us either needs to take grandma to the optometrist or tell her no more cats

Be careful! During Halloween, the veil between our world and the great beyond is at its thinnest. You will never be in more danger of becoming an actual slutty nurse

Playbill for Waiting for Godot held up in front of the stage with curtains closed

Waiting for Waiting for Godot

"Healthy debate" = when I criticize you

"Cancel culture" = when you criticize me

rusted wendy's sign is horrifying

"Sir, this is a [HOWLING OF MILLIONS OF DEMONS OF HELL]."

[rubs cat's belly]
Cat: wow that feels good
[rubs]
Cat: oh yeah, so good
[rubs]
Cat: [whips out gun] ENOUGH

Priscilla, Queen of the Desert

YouTube video by Saturday Night Live Tales of Ribaldry: Wench, Wife, Boot - Saturday Night Live

And Chris, like you, this is also where I learned the pronunciation of ribald 😄 youtu.be/5hl22e0MYOA?...

YouTube video by Stromae Stromae - L’enfer (Live Performance)

@thehighsign.bsky.social re strut, Stromae and his videos, this was my introduction to him: youtu.be/YAG6nj7Sff8?...