Andy

Which is true, and a mortar shell is basically a plane with no wings, no form of internal propulsion, and a design imperative to explode in the deadliest manner possible.

It’s the same reasons I’ll drive through a live fire exercise, because what is a bullet if not a slightly faster bumblebee?

So it’s been a minute since my last flight class but my understanding is that when an airplane explodes something went wrong

That’s the thing about live explosives with fuses. If anything is off with the fuses they have a nasty habit of… y’know… exploding.

My first thought was they must be sports presenters or a former player and son.

I like the truth less

Do you tire of being so exhausting?

Reynolds knew enough about himself to finally understand that he has to be taken down a peg every so often

Depends on whether or not they work in tech and have fund approval.

the executive branch accounts coming here to write down the names of people who post mean about the president

Blackbox one man shows are coming in hot.

He's been killing franchises for years and we never noticed. Jared Leto was in Girl, Interrupted and that never got a sequel.

Look, you try becoming speaker after going through the Big machine at an age where the human body is inherently repulsive.

Agreed: certified sex symbol.

You take my son's name outta your mouth. He's my beautiful big boy and he deserves to move it just as much as any of his svelte companions.

Ah. Okay.

I'm guessing something bad happened in the Elon space?

If you think ai porn "Avoids exploitation of sex workers" you REALLY don't give a single solitary shit about sex workers.....or people in general for that matter.

And now we’re finally having porn that’s narrative centric, a thing I would already know existed for the last century if I ever bothered to learn anything about the subject beyond my own instant gratification.

But Ash, don’t you know the best way to protect sex workers is to cut off whatever meager income streams they have left while profiting off their existing body of work?

How’s that working out so far?

Dumb boy cats are the best cats, they’re basically forest gods with a traumatic brain injury.

The thing non-artists can’t wrap their head around is that the joy comes from the process, not the product.

“Give me the Sideshow Bob”

So cool that whenever someone asks the president, “did you eat the Lindbergh baby” he’s like, “no but I’d be allowed to, I have the right to, I might do it later”

I remain unconvinced that he isn’t just a 13 year old who put his coin in the Big machine.

Then you’re all caught up

YouTube video by canada1824 The Newsroom EP7 "Don tells the Pilot"

The first season is worth watching just for how rapidly it oscillates between being hilarious (intentional) to hilarious (oh no, were they trying to be sincere?)

The Bin Laden episode has a B plot that plays out like a sketch from I Think You Should Leave

youtu.be/ypsQO3dFiB8?...

No, but there’s a plot where he starts getting death threats from right wingers for being critical of the tea party. The character is one of Sorkin’s proverbial “good republicans”

Terry Crews in The Newsroom portraying the recurring role of Terry Bodyguard, failed bodyguard to Jeff Newsroom (RIP 1954 - 2013)

If only Terry Bodyguard hadn’t fumbled so bad on the job

The various Nintendo subreddits would probably gobble this shit up based on previous experience