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@phage.bsky.social

Quality analyst, automation engineer and security enthusiast. πŸͺ¦ Worshipper of The God of Fear and Hunger. 🌏 The bottom of the world, Melbourne - Australia.

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Post image 12.02.2026 17:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1474    πŸ” 280    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 9

Happy Valentine's Day
(For tomorrow)

12.02.2026 22:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The Guild - Do You Wanna Date My Avatar
YouTube video by The Guild The Guild - Do You Wanna Date My Avatar

Watch it do it remember how good we had it youtube.com/watch?v=urNy...

12.02.2026 12:45 β€” πŸ‘ 102    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 1

Aaaaaw, back when the internet was fun and not actively cataloging our downfall.

12.02.2026 22:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

...I haven't been to uni in 20 years.

12.02.2026 22:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I keep getting trapped in these nightmares where I flunked some of my modules and have to go back for another year.

12.02.2026 22:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Have you seen Titane?

05.02.2026 04:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That was pretty epic though. I love your work.

04.02.2026 23:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That mana cost tho...

04.02.2026 05:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Every day I login to Bluesky and become more fervent that libbing-out is the only path forward

04.02.2026 05:41 β€” πŸ‘ 183    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0

What do these corporations have in common?

-Amazon
-AT&T
-Home Depot
-Microsoft
-Palantir

They all reaped billions in tax breaks from Trump's Big Ugly Bill β€” and are actively collaborating with ICE's deportation machine.

Always follow the money.

01.02.2026 00:26 β€” πŸ‘ 6049    πŸ” 2504    πŸ’¬ 176    πŸ“Œ 96

Can we just tell all of the "Signal is an op" guys that all of the real high-opsec organizing is being done on some Telegram channel so they can all go there and cosplay at each other?

29.01.2026 19:56 β€” πŸ‘ 224    πŸ” 28    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

That introductory sequence though...

And the flamethrower guy track from Junkie XL πŸ”₯

22.01.2026 22:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Trump has lost his mind. His speeches are insane, misspelled ravings about the 2020 election, filled with bad grammar and shotgun caps. If this guy were a mayor in Anytown, USA, he would be told politely but firmly to surrender the gavel and get medical help.

22.01.2026 22:07 β€” πŸ‘ 6538    πŸ” 1092    πŸ’¬ 213    πŸ“Œ 40

I found the whole lady heads with wigs, strapped to their backs so unsettling as a kid.

Maybe even now, as an adult.
(My parents let me do whatever as a kid)

22.01.2026 06:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think we’ve got better and more culturally-varied street food than I could have imagined, cool jackets galore, and drugs that make us think we’re really fast and strong before they kill us.

20.01.2026 22:02 β€” πŸ‘ 5239    πŸ” 1172    πŸ’¬ 86    πŸ“Œ 42
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Octopuses prompt rethink of why animals evolve big brains A popular idea suggests a link between big brains and a rich social life, but octopuses don't fit the pattern, which suggests something else is going on

This is a fascinating bit of research diving into why some octopuses have larger brains than others. #science #intelligence #evolution
It was great talking to @michael.muthukrishna.com, @pkatz.bsky.social and Robin Dunbar about this for @newscientist.com
πŸ§ͺ πŸ¦‘ 🧠

www.newscientist.com/article/2512...

21.01.2026 12:03 β€” πŸ‘ 84    πŸ” 36    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 3
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Climate change as a driver of fungal infections Every year, I set a small reading goal and track my progress in one of those reading apps. I started using Storygraph last year and set a goal of 12 books. Small for some, but I met last year’…

The first book I read this year was Blight: Fungi and the Coming Pandemic. I came across a concept that was new to me: the "thermal barrier" that have kept fungi from infecting humans. I was curious about this and dug up some details for my blog. #Fungi

microbialmenagerie.com/climate-chan...

21.01.2026 14:28 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

She is just getting it everywhere, which is completely on-brand.

15.01.2026 03:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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"Depict a middle aged woman wearing too much make up wearing clothes intended for someone half her age. She has an expression of exuberant joy bordering on mania. Spraying herself with a bottle of yellow perfume.

The perfume can be seen visibly dripping off of her"

15.01.2026 03:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You might be waiting a while so I'll share with you the one and only time I have used GenAI.

After seeing yet another cooker talking about urine therapy I saw a business opportunity for a product called Effluvia:

15.01.2026 03:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You will be disappointed.

14.01.2026 23:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

But then wondering... why did that never happen before?

26.12.2025 08:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I haven't watched it since it first came out on VHS!

I remember the twist and big bad reveal at the end and thinking how cool it was that they were throwing a shadow that belies their nature as a cosmic horror.

26.12.2025 08:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The incompetence of these fucks is staggering

Not only were people able to open up the Epstein files on the DOJ website by highlighting the redacted text, copying it & pasting it but they did it using adobe acrobat 🀣

23.12.2025 05:53 β€” πŸ‘ 220    πŸ” 44    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 4

Don't even plan, let fate decide without any record.

23.12.2025 05:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image 18.12.2025 12:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2023    πŸ” 229    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 23

No way! Teach us how!!?

18.12.2025 23:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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