@maybo.bsky.social
Hi! Mom of 3 / fledgling entrepreneur / runner / skier / trying to keep current on *all the things* without Twitter.
βwtf?β - this eagle, probably
28.09.2025 02:17 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0π
24.09.2025 12:27 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Anyone uhhhh know what type of uhhhh fungi this is?
24.09.2025 12:10 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0People to my son: βwhen is your birthday?β
My son: βsame day as Tom Bradyβs!β
People: π€
these euros!!
19.07.2025 22:00 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Bananas
19.07.2025 21:30 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Great.
22.06.2025 00:19 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Two packs of Doritos falling from a vending machine are some of my fondest childhood memories.
17.06.2025 02:40 β π 754 π 77 π¬ 22 π 2Worth considering that one reason Bluesky doesn't always feel super fun is that current events are relentlessly horrifying and bad
12.06.2025 14:32 β π 19939 π 3171 π¬ 338 π 228Oldest just asked me if this is what my school desks looked like π
12.06.2025 13:14 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0βMom, Iβm going to get some paper from the paper machineβ
This is the printer.
BREAKING: Vatican sources say new pope's first words to the faithful will be: "Venimus ad te, JD Vance" ("We're coming for you, JD Vance.")
08.05.2025 17:05 β π 120 π 21 π¬ 6 π 1I love my job as the guy who adds a fake βkeep me signed inβ checkbox to every website that does nothing
06.05.2025 01:35 β π 16154 π 2024 π¬ 180 π 52If itβs edible Iβm buying
05.05.2025 21:50 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0F
04.05.2025 00:19 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My favorite thing about the ice bucket challenge reemerging at our elementary school is the cackling laughter of the moms doing the filming
30.04.2025 20:15 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0this would be so funny if this guy wasnβt president
30.04.2025 15:33 β π 14685 π 2691 π¬ 230 π 116Yep thatβd be great
29.04.2025 19:43 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Well now I want that
29.04.2025 18:25 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0At our local food pantry π
29.04.2025 14:14 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Instant holiday vibes
29.04.2025 01:20 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My oldest calls my gray hairs tinsel π βmom youβve got some tinsel hair over hereβ
29.04.2025 01:13 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Mum's fess. Went to her house for easter. My niece offered me some of her easter egg. I said I can't as I'm allergic to chocolate. My Mum laughed & said "oh yes, I forgot to tell you, you're not really, we used to tell you that when you were younger to stop you eating it". I'm 37
26.04.2025 17:25 β π 628 π 31 π¬ 16 π 11Lollll Residential Trash Out Illegally 311.boston.gov/tickets/1010...
20.04.2025 01:53 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I went with a classic doge
19.04.2025 18:39 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Nobody talks about how stressful it is to come up with a protest sign or do I just have anxiety?
19.04.2025 16:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0