been doing a lot more guided runs with the nike app recently and i’m not totally unconvinced that daniel the engineer isn’t coach bennett with a voice filter

I think we could breathe life into Valentine's Day if we came together and hammered it out. I think we could come up with some Rituals. some stuff to blow up. some new recipes.

i think it’s mean that they put celebrities in the jeopardy tournament of champions.

watching the wire and the majority of the ads i’m seeing are for gambling apps and a treatment to stop your penis from curving when you get hard (bentcarrot dot com). i might not be the target demo for this show.

starting casually saying i’m going to kill myself again (i’m fine i promise) and like every time im about to say it to a stranger i can feel my brain desperately trying to change course but unfortunately nothing gets the feeling across better than saying im going to kill myself

seeing in my austin vendor call channel that someone is specifically looking for a cross stitch artist:

my next angle is to cold email the set designers / art director for their inspiration. i will get to the bottom of this.

• marty “marty supreme” mauser

2026 is set to be the Year of Geese

*Sully Sullenberger starts sweating*

A glowing purple scorpion wearing a Santa hat jumping out of a present box. The text reads: Surprise! The enchanted scorpion of your dreams! It's the perfect gift for you - a normal person who understands the ramifications and complexities of owning an enchanted scorpion. Adults can make informed decisions about the things they own. Kids need help. Only buy safe gifts for kids this holiday season.

It's the last few days before Christmas. Buy safe gifts for kids!

i think that spotify-wrapped-esque wrap ups are really cute and i wish more apps did them

why are all the good meringue cookie recipes on blogs like “skinny bitch baking” or “make mine skinny” why must i be confronted with diet culture when im trying to make a DESSERT 😭

my workday is an endless cycle of me being naggy and annoying my coworkers, and then just saying “appreciate you!!” to atone for it

just saw derek jeter for the first time and when is dave bautista playing him in a movie

can a girl tell me if one battle after another is actually good bc i’ve only seen positive things from men and it does NOT appeal to me at all

watching ken jenning’s original run and no offense but some of these answers are dead easy. like have they developed a new writing style for the clues??

why are they only using plus sized women models to advertise full body deodorant? i mean i know why but just wondering is anyone else noticed

the overwhelming joy and superiority i feel when i know an answer on only connect that the contestants don’t.

sometimes i get bored and read the edit history on wikipedia and i just want to shoutout whoever was up at 2am GMT updating the box office earnings for the naked gun

they say “thanks for being so chill” and i literally had stress diarrhea

the bnb i’m in has a channel that’s just all vintage game shows and i would like to say that Card Sharks is a wild show

i think the LCCAs shows what happens when you’re nice

do you think the Longest Walk people are mad that 28 Years Later used that recording of Boots

need to take a break from tiktok bc someone doing the “obscure childhood book” trend used MAGIC TREEHOUSE and FERDINAND THE BULL.

just read sunrise on the reaping and i now understand how some people read like 200 books a year

The world met Conner4real on this day in 2016 😎

omg they put the community DnD bl*ckface episode back online

there need to be more shows like kevin can fuck himself

idk what all this push for a “new baby boom” is abt bc i was at a pop up today and i swear every woman between 22-35 either had a small child, was heavily pregnant, or both.