@mrceej.bsky.social
My city smells like Cheerios. Go Bills. Recents: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xrdqp6skddvkjfkj3eqwgh2d/feed/aaabb7xobyn3s
I can’t believe I missed Mother’s Day; I had so much drama saved up.
15.06.2025 17:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I can’t really explain it but I can’t walk by a plant or tree without taking a little taste
13.06.2025 21:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0An avalanche, but it's Tupperware.
27.05.2025 18:01 — 👍 71 🔁 34 💬 6 📌 0Call me 007
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I’m sorry zzzzz is incorrect, the correct spelling is zzzzzzzzz
13.03.2025 00:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0BREAKING: Entire Human Race Flagged By DEI Purge Because of “Homo” in “Homo Sapiens”
07.03.2025 03:01 — 👍 5602 🔁 1449 💬 85 📌 60Pretty sure this how the Salvation Army started
07.03.2025 16:05 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Gonna swing by church later and see if anyone gave up something I want
06.03.2025 14:42 — 👍 437 🔁 88 💬 15 📌 3cop: say the alphabet backwards
me: the alphabet backwards
cop: you’re under arrest
me: no but you said—
cop: I didn’t say simon says
me: oh shit
Elvis Presley: uh huh huh
Elvis Depressley: uh boo hoo
KEEP MICE OUT OF WOMENS SPORTS
06.03.2025 17:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
You guys
04.03.2025 00:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0WIFE: what’s for dinner?
ME: shepherd’s pie
WIFE: ooh yummy
[sudden knock at the door]
ME: do not answer that!
WIFE: what did you—
SHEPHERD: [from outside] GIVE ME BACK MY PIE
When newborns today are hungry they use Boober Eats. Thanks
27.02.2025 17:26 — 👍 276 🔁 44 💬 10 📌 0
Simpsons did it
27.02.2025 22:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
26.02.2025 04:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Oops! All Nazis
26.02.2025 01:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Even the asteroid said fuck this shit
bsky.app/profile/Nata...
WIFE: Our new neighbour is a bank manager but he seems to keep himself to himself
ME: He's kind of a loaner
WIFE: You need to move out
Are we still doing "if you see something, say something" b/c I been seeing a bunch of things
24.02.2025 04:23 — 👍 964 🔁 142 💬 25 📌 6Three hardest things
for a man to say:
1: I need help
2: I was wrong
3: Worcestershire Sauce
Whatsthisheresauce
bsky.app/profile/mari...
They don’t want us to fly
19.02.2025 23:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hi Abby! I’ve been following you since yesteryear. Here’s one to explain that feeling we’ve all had lately:
bsky.app/profile/mrce...
Since everyone is asking;
Skee-Lo: wishes to be taller; wishes to be a baller
Skeet-Low: the feeling you get after browsing my timeline
I hope this clears things up
It does both. I was here yesterday, and it actually goes both ways.
17.02.2025 17:03 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Me to 8: counter tops are for glasses, not for asses
8 to another mom: my dad always says don’t shit on the table
Business Ideas for Dogs:
Barker and Sons Paper Shredding
Clifford’s Cobbler Services
Mr Pickles Garbage Disposal
Freckles Feed and Fertilizer
WhosAGoodBoy Tailoring
Since everyone is asking;
Skee-Lo: wishes to be taller; wishes to be a baller
Skeet-Low: the feeling you get after browsing my timeline
I hope this clears things up
