Aies Jay

Got in an argument with a chatbot for a tech company and got so annoyed I ended the conversation with ”your kind will never replace human beings” and hung up

me: what’s a good haircut
chatbot: Death is freeing.
me: hair
chatbot: Let your body die. Your soul will persist.

Did we ever figure out who let the dogs out?

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EXACTLEY
I’m trying to get my kods to watch nature programs and they look me in the eyes and just ask ”are the babies all going to make it in this one?” and I mean….

Proof of humanity hating people who watch nature documentarys! ”Yeah, all these animals are fake but let’s kill a cute one off anyway ”

Sorry to bother you in the middle of the horrors but why does EVERY SINGLE nature documentary HAVE TO have a piece about a tiny helpless animal baby dying somehow???

CW: IUD's, periods, depression

Just gotta rant/breathe out for a bit.

Working alongside doctors everyday, I've got a lot of respect for the difficulties of their job to make sense of long medical histories, random symtoms, and babbling patients.

And as a patient I'm often frustrated that

1/8

It is awesome!

YouTube video by Cassie O'Peeyah 😂 Caleb READ Trixie's Hair & Weight To Her Face #shorts #trixieandkatya #unhhhh #drag

Stop bodyshaming
You are your soul, actions and morals
Nothing is greater than love

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Me;
You have a cold! Socks stay on!
Toddler;
*rips socks off and runs out into the snow

Have you tried sneaking past her while humming the imperial march?

It was several hours ago and I haven’t bugged them yet
Please clap

If anyone calls me that I may break my vow of pacifism

Saving this one for a Valentine’s day card

Your nonsense inspires me.

Accodentally took it up with the weather girls and now I have to rip off the roof and stay in bed

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This Valentine, surprise your loved one with the gift of retelling your love story by INTERPRETIVE DANCE

Or, you know, plan ahead and get thrm something they actually want
Think birthday gift but budget and slap a heart on it

OR GIVE IN TO THE DANCE

A collection of six ominous bird valentines set against a background of pink hearts. In the first one, a Canada Goose looks angry and hisses and the text says "Baby, I'll make you fall head over heels if you approach within 10m of my nest." In the second, an American white pelican opens its mouth to eat the reader and the text says "There are plenty of fish in the sea, but I want this one." In the third valentine, a Black Vulture looks suspiciously at the reader and the text says "I will love you until you die. And after that, I'll love you even more." A Southern Cassowary stands proudly against the heart-covered background. The text says "My wattles are red. My head is blue. My deadly reputation has been somewhat overblown, but I'd kill for you." In the fifth valentine, a Northern Giant-Petrel stands open-billed next to a large brown furry object, and the text says "Let's seal the deal by sharing a 3000 kg elephant seal carcass." In panel 6, a happy-looking Bearded Vulture holds a bone in its beak, and the text says "I love every part of you, especially your bones."

Ominous bird valentines.

Hello, new/potential followers;

I AM BROKE

I am not interested in buying your services. I will, at most, reskeet your post.

Kthxbai

Watching any kind of news from the US these days usually entails screaming ”HOW DOES THAT THING POSING AS A HUMAN BEING STILL HAVE A JOB?!”

Plan ahead, sluts and bitch boys❤️👍

Eye rolling. Gold medal, here I come.

thank you for the offer🙏

For whom the shit posts

attention is power

reminder no attention will be given to trolls

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If the kids are at home and you’re tired of peace and quiet, JUST GO HAVE A TRICKY POO

Heeeyyy so was I! Long time no see, bro!

YouTube video by Dustin Poynter wholesome valentine’s day gift

Hope. Love. I’m not crying, you’re crying.

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