SANDI I LOVE YOU!!!!
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Indie author, lover of indie books, parent of two, owned by rescue cat, married to the best person ever. LGBT+ friendly. Gender irrelevant. Books vary a lot, both by genre and spice content. TLM, DLM, BLM! Love you! No review swapsies, sorry π€
SANDI I LOVE YOU!!!!
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this meeting couldβve been an x-files standalone episode
18.09.2024 22:19 β π 589 π 204 π¬ 9 π 1Screenshot of review; Louise Jensen Duffy 5.0 out of 5 stars Fantastic read! Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 25 January 2024 Seriously smart, cool and funny AF, this book is brilliant!
More than good enough
One of my faves is 1 sentence longβ€οΈ
*roar of agreement
10.12.2025 05:34 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Me, telling people my books would go viral if anybody was reading them
10.12.2025 05:33 β π 5 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Idk but okπ¬πΈ
10.12.2025 05:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Crush renewed
10.12.2025 04:59 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0βI am so bored by AI. One of the things I love about the theatre is AI canβt do it.β
Ethan Hawke is a dude ππ»
Is NOONE realizing this is a joke??? Or am I spoiling this rn???
10.12.2025 04:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Postponing wrapping the gifts for so long now I am honestly considering just doing Santaβs bag whipping unwrapped toys upβ¦
10.12.2025 04:52 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Fuck yes
10.12.2025 04:46 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Alright guys I promised I'd post these w/ which books I have purchased so Let's Goooo!! I think I will do 5 to 10 a day because there are a lot.
I have read Book 1 of Servants of the Moon and Sun and it is absolutely amazing!
Canβt, busy doing nothing
09.12.2025 17:52 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Donβt forget to take advantage of these sales!!
09.12.2025 16:49 β π 9 π 9 π¬ 0 π 0I just saw a commercial for a clothing store and this dude needs an outfit for his sister's birthday because it has a dress code and there's no cake. Listen, I'm not going to your party if there's both a dress code and no cake. I could just congratulate you over email on living for another year.
09.12.2025 06:45 β π 11 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0Me, to the dude I donβt know from Adam behind me in the queue of 7-11
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Like Bottled Fire. Dominic Piper.
Daniel Beckett. Rome. A beautiful woman. What could possibly go wrong?
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Literally swapped stations at work this morning even though I was fighting for the one I traded off the other day. I am taking a leap day, doing the best I can with what I can. The alternative is just laying on the floor and screaming.
08.12.2025 07:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Genuinely upsetting
08.12.2025 07:45 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0time to stay clear of Waterstones apparently...
08.12.2025 07:23 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0If some guy stole my shit and made millions off it while wiping out my job prospects, and you, as my friend, bought that guy's cheap mass market replica of my shit, you and i would for obvious reasons have a problem. It being a massive company, not a guy, actually makes it even more of a problem.
08.12.2025 05:14 β π 2257 π 506 π¬ 9 π 10Long time ago since I wanted a cigarette this bad
08.12.2025 07:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Relationship level;
Offering sexual favors for finding the thing you misplaced
So good π―β€οΈπ
07.12.2025 14:17 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0βSonya, babe, move over, heβs cool. Canβt you tell? David, come on in, you look terrible.β After giving me half a hug he stuck a beer in my hand and then took it again and stuck a Cubic cola there instead. βAre we too loud? We just had someoneβs very impolite date here telling us to shut down or else. Called me a fat tranny. Rude.β βTranny? Yikes, what did you do?β βI shook his hand and told him βMay the peace of God be with youβ. I gave him lactose intolerance with that handshake. Never upset an angel.β I flinched a little. Iβve got a mild gluten intolerance and itβs not as fun as itβs cracked up to be. Lactose intolerance is supposed to be just as bad or worse and it of course never goes away. Goodbye ice-cream, regular lattes and whipped cream, hello replacement dairy that is at least twice the cost and usually half the taste. I didnβt pity the man, though, but I did flinch.
Excerpt from βDolphin infested watersβ π³οΈββ§οΈπβ€οΈπ
I see you
I hear you
I accept you
And I love you
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The kids have a new word on repeat in their attempt to drive me insane. The word?
Dumbmeat.
One word.
As in βdumb meatβ.
You know.
Dumbmeat.
Because I really need to write this bit
When Iβm done I simply must edit
Then some coffee
And then off to clucking work
For a jerk
Until I get
My breakthrough