the Moo Deng sequel just dropped
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Narrator: it did not
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It is true I give no fucks
About all these lousy schmucks
I do not like their stupid faces
Most people suck, from all the places
I do not want to see their shit
I'd rather drink a glass of spit
I'm sorry that I am so blunt
But the average guy is such a cunt
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I come from old money, my dad has a penny from 1896
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nothing says i love you like a wall of snipers
08.08.2025 20:28 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
that post office? Albert Einstein Post Office
08.08.2025 17:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
he attac
08.08.2025 15:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Excited to announce that I'm running for Goobernor of New Jefst
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bluebeeberrys are the #1 super fruit
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say what you will about thursdays
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