Scott McMillan, the Republic of Buryatia's Favorite Cryptid

Leonidas W. Steel - goddamn Marx Brothers ass movie character name

Mesolithic Cave of the Trois-Frères Obama: "Uhh, let me be deer"

Somebody's cousin who owns a flooring store made a killing off of this.

Green Day Invite Fan To Play "Good Riddance," Eject Him When He Plays "Wonderwall" Instead Kids in Luxembourg got jokes!

this is a really good bit

www.stereogum.com/2313770/gree...

Before things started getting shifted around to different branches more efficiently we stacked all the Patterson books in the branch up and it was over 6' tall

You should be able to challenge Congress people Highlander style.

There’s no law that says a dog can’t be Mayor of New York City

Haha holy shit it's looking now like both Adams and Cuomo are going to run as independents. Maybe they're gonna merge into some amazing even more corrupt voltron

bood food

I found it. I got it backwards. The Hope was there to rescue the mole children being kept in tunnels under Central Park to be trafficked and harvested for adrenochrome by the Democrat Satanic Global Elite

Remember when this ship went to NYC during the height of the pandemic and all the QAnon nuts said that the international Democrat pedophile network was using tunnels under the Hudson to move kids onto the ship and traffic them? Did I just make that up?

The rational side of me believes that no one is stupid enough to try and engage in a land war with Iran but my stupid side knows stupid when it sees it

Indivior was started to sell this kind of drug in the 90s but I guess business has picked up

Yeah it's not great

Every time there's a commercial break on Tubi there's an ad for Sublocade and if one pharma company selling us a drug to help us get over being addicted to the opioids another pharma company made a killing getting us hooked on doesn't sum up capitalism I don't know what does

Giving in to my anger.

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Have You Forgotten?

I hope she fucking dies

This is fucking awesome! I love surprises!

We should give you all the nuclear weapons for safe keeping

So what does all this mean for trumps shiny new plane

I’m gonna mass report his mother.

There are so many cottonwood seeds blowing around today it looks like it's fucking snowing

My dog: so how was skateboarding?

Me: bro I ate shit

My dog: yum!!!