Listening to The Cure and thinking about The Bomb

why is labor

Watt nears deal with Coalition to finally overhaul environment laws Environment Minister Murray Watt will sit down with his Liberal counterpart Angie Bell today, with quiet optimism in both parties that a deal might soon be struck to finally rewrite Australia's "broke...

Just so we’re clear: Labor is choosing to work with the worst possible party on environmental issues, instead of the Greens and teals who actually want environmental regulation.
And Watt is already admitting it won’t have a climate trigger …

That tells you everything you need to know.

I'm wondering how close I can crop in before the automod catches it

‘Shoplift as often as you can. Shopping centres factor shoplifting into their prices, so if you don't do it, it's like they're getting money for free.’
John Safran

BTW this National Press Club story hasn't been reported in any major news outlet yet. Indies like Lamestream, We Used to Be Journos, Pearls and Irritations etc all over it.

Probably still worth smoking him.

SLUGGO IS IN HIS BEATNIK ATTIRE BERET, SHADES AND A GOATEE SLUGGO : AND I DON'T BLAB ANY DRAB GAB-I CHATTER HEP PATTER

NO DRAB GAB TUESDAY

The NPC has absolutely shamed itself.

How many times a week do you think Bari Weiss opens her mail to find a test tube of Elon's sperm, a rose, and a weirdly fucked up grok-generated sonnet about her cranial measurements

Fire extinguisher next to a statue of Joan of Arc

Hell of a thing to put next to a statue of Joan of Arc. (h/t David Pilling)

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The New York Times has ruined this game.

None of these sailors deserve to remain in the navy. Dishonorable discharges for weak-ass losers.

I'm sure the record is very nice

Think about all the massive, multigenerational damage being done right now by people who hung out with Epstein.

Arguably the worst and most fucked up friend group in modern history.

Are we doing this again?
Because I’m in. There’s no way we could possibly celebrate this too much.

If you aren’t brave enough to tell the truth get tf out of the profession of journalism, because you’re ruining it for everyone.

Karate teachers work in hi-ya education

Is this a threat?

Labor during the election: “we’ll fully fund public schools”

Labor after the election: “actually we meant private schools soz”

I’m legit excited to learn that there are workplaces banning it!

I don't think we'll ever get another sentence which sums up everything the New York Times embodies quite like "Some legal experts have called it a crime to summarily kill civilians".

It certainly appears the United States murdered an innocent fisherman who was a husband and father to four children, claimed he was a "narco-terrorist," posted a video of the execution, and then made jokes about it

That feeling as a writer when you see a line that just has you going "Damn, I wish I had written that"

"AI is the asbestos we are shoveling into the walls of our society and our descendants will be digging it out for generations"

Disinvite them from the tailgate. Do not go to the baby shower. Call out their bullshit on Facebook. Do not just purse your lips and nod politely.

Ostracize the living shit out of them. Leave their church potluck casserole untouched. These people are extremely vulnerable to social shame.

“The Riyadh Comedy Festival” should be a Comic Strips Presents… episode about a group of edgy comedians staying at the same luxury hotel for the festival, all trying to out ‘edge’ each other and terrified of appearing woke, while also panicking as members of their group start disappearing.

Weak as warm piss bro

Logan Hall @ @loganclarkhall • 19h Vance is so good: "The American Space Program, the first program to put a human being on the moon, was built by American citizens. This idea that American citizens don't have the talent to do great things, that you have to import a foreign class of servants, I just reject that." the quote retweet reads: “Funniest possible example to pick lol”

The thing about elon going to epstein island in 2014 is that Epstein very publicly became a registered convicted sex offender in 2008, 6 years earlier.

Note: Epstein set up Elon's brother Kimbal with a girlfriend in 2011, 3 years after Epstein became a registered convicted sex offender.