A blurry photo of a little terrier

Oh get real. I’m no Hubert defender but did you expect a lengthy detailed response about the injury before it was even known?

Grodin’s “See, you’re doing it right now” might be the funniest straightman line ever.

Smoke cigarette and lie.

I’m sure everyone will be normal about this.

“Not me, though. I spend 12 hours a day arguing on social media but I’m totally normal and always right.”

Oh my fucking god.

We gonna have a lot of fixins on this island, Jeffrey?

Because the global war on terror has most definitely been Brought Home.

Just started your book this morning and even just reading the preface in January 2026 had me like “Wow, yeah exactly.”

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Fuck yeah Ryan.

Dogshit vibes from this one since day one. Primary this turd.

You get one star for this take.

Why… do they look like that?

Need him to realize his main headache is caused by Stephen miller.

It reminds me of the Kurt Vonnegut quote from Timequake: “You were sick, but now you’re well, and there’s work to do.”

Democrats, this man needs to be your senate leader.

It’s an honorific expression to show respect to someone who was just graphically killed by a squad of fascists, try not being an asshole and focus your snark elsewhere.

It’s even worse than it looked in the initial video. Execution of a man who was trying to help his neighbor up. May he rest in peace and may these monsters never have another moment of peace in their lives.

Sucks to see Gimli in ICE gear in the background. I thought he was better than that.

As a former student: the Dean Dome is a dump. Carolina North is the future.

Loser shit.

We truly live in the age of grifting scumbags. Thank you for your reporting, btw.

This man is gonna flap his ears and get us there in five minutes.

You don’t even check your corrupt normalization of this insanity for typos, huh?

WTF is a Sasha Seinfeld.

Fuck ICE

Damn you for the Nussy close-up.

So long and suck it, Sergey.

He’s a little piss man!!