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😍 But then all your clothes come home clean and dry. There's a reason I have a box of washing tablets in the cupboard that are only for holidays...

My panels bring all the lambs to the yard. And their like, your grass is better than ours… I could teach ewe, but they have to charge.

A brown and white cat is sitting on a grey sofa looking as pensive as a cat is capable of

International cat (day) of mystery.

You say that but they cost more per kilo in Morrisons than chicken breast the other week. Make that make sense!

A cat's head and paw emerging from underneath a fitted sheet on top of a duvet with a multicoloured pattern.

Houseguests have left. Millie is clearly exhausted and has taken up residence inside the bedding.

Spain hits first weekday of 100% renewable power on national grid Spain’s grid ran entirely on renewable energy for the first time on April 16, with wind, solar, and hydro meeting all peninsular electricity demand during a weekday. Five days later, solar set a new r...

Congratulations to Spain, which has crossed the 100% renewable threshold for its national grid. This is an important step towards a full-time 💯 renewable grid. 🧪🔌💡☀️💨🔋🌊 www.pv-magazine.com/2025/04/22/s...

What a Friday afternoon job, the definition of meh, that’ll do 😑

Yorkshire is indisputably God's Own County, because it's the only one mentioned in the Bible.

"Three men came from the East Riding on camels"

If you’re having to sit on your hands, I’ve found Eurax stops you feeling so itchy. E45 used to do something with the same active ingredient and it worked wonders, but they’ve changed the formula 😕

I just remember him being very proud of “Mazel tov” and having all the samples on his laptop.

I gotta feeling was not improved by Will I Am explaining how it was made as the star guest at a tech conference I went to a couple of years ago. 🙄

I’ve done the same and dipped my toe in. It feels like there’s a lot of information out there but little written for the clueless. I have so far ended up with two ETFs one has shares and bonds the other just has UK bonds. Apparently having a % of bonds that equals your age is a good thing 🤷

For our team summer get together in a couple of weeks we’re going to Albert’s Schloss for lunch and I am very excited for German food 🤤 it is underrated!

Hah, I thought the same but it still beats having to go to the pharmacy (during opening hours) and, in the case of one local pharmacist, deal with her entirely unnecessary sass.

I did that walking into a door in the dark 😔 That was three weeks ago and I am still getting the odd twinge. Putting ice on for the first two or three days helped.

The Coventry branch has a resident protester. Who wouldn’t want to buy a car from a business someone gives up their weekends to sit outside?

“I didn’t become a little bit of a slag. I became a total slag”