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a man is hanging from a rope in the desert while wearing a hat . Alt: The Doof Warrior doofin’ his way to a bush doof.
31.10.2025 11:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Kinkade became drunk at a Siegfried & Roy magic show in Las Vegas and began shouting "Codpiece! Codpiece!" at the performers. Eventually he was calmed by his mother.

Kinkade became drunk at a Siegfried & Roy magic show in Las Vegas and began shouting "Codpiece! Codpiece!" at the performers. Eventually he was calmed by his mother.

Thursday reading: Thomas Kinkade's Wikipedia page

30.10.2025 18:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œEveryone’s entitled to one (hundred) good scare(s)”

29.10.2025 17:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

B would make it sound like an adjective

28.10.2025 18:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bad blood going all the way back to when he took Manhattan.

24.10.2025 00:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Game Gear TV tuner

Game Gear TV tuner

The Game Gear TV tuner was my white whale

23.10.2025 16:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Friar Tucc

Friar Tucc

Amazing. I had almost all of those figures, but somehow never knew about what I must admit is the greatest of them all

22.10.2025 02:19 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wow, I did not, but it helps explain why the Sheriff of Nottingham is dressed like a cenobite.

I did clock that the merry men apparently set up shop on the forest moon of Endor.

22.10.2025 02:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks to Prince of Thieves, I have both a jacked Alan Rickman and a jacked Morgan Freeman.

22.10.2025 01:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

WeWork by Ken Adam

18.10.2025 12:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Their legs don’t even go that way

08.10.2025 16:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

To be fair, they may not even know how some of these stories end. It’s not easy to make it all the way through 300.

07.10.2025 02:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Sega Dreamcast: Compatible with Windows CE babyyyyyy

Sega Dreamcast: Compatible with Windows CE babyyyyyy

So back

03.10.2025 23:16 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Or even another Kimmel associate named Damon

19.09.2025 04:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A screenshot you can hear

16.09.2025 12:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hot Rock lede or I close the tab

16.09.2025 12:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Indistinguishable from The Onion’s old Today Now! videos.

13.09.2025 15:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s like Altman directing his own eulogy.

11.09.2025 03:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

HBO Movies

04.09.2025 15:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Where’s Waldo for the NES is the reason I have a -10.0 prescription today.

03.09.2025 17:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œI know it when I log it [five stars]”

02.09.2025 16:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, but if they don't put a white outline around their silhouettes, they can go straight to hell.

28.08.2025 03:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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SALΓ’ (Pasolini, 1975)

28.08.2025 02:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Where have you gone, Taylor Gourmet? Our nation turns its lonely eyes to you.

27.08.2025 14:29 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My daughter might be the world's biggest Fury Road fan who's never seen Fury Road. When she was five she saw me reading Blood, Sweat & Chrome and had about 100 questions, culminating with "can we watch it on my 16th birthday???"

Hoping I can hold her to that and this print will be a good reminder!

26.08.2025 15:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'd totally forgotten about these! Probably still in a box in my parents' attic.

25.08.2025 14:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Fred Sanford, Bud Nipper
YouTube video by hollowman024 Fred Sanford, Bud Nipper

Honestly applies to all sorts of situations youtu.be/kWUzQZwW9do

21.08.2025 11:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Like when Americans started saying β€œno worries.” Easy there, Crocodile Dundee.

18.08.2025 04:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

As long as it still tastes like a vibrant tapestry that simultaneously looks to the future while celebrating its rich history.

14.08.2025 12:38 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is there a more immediate AI giveaway than β€œseamlessly blend?”

14.08.2025 12:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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