Has anyone ever had a heart attack caused by watching curling, or am I going to be the first?
20.02.2026 05:29 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0@phdsurfbum.bsky.social
My screen name covers some of it, except the part about being a progressive, middle-aged, white guy with young kids. Things that make me happy (don't read into the order... too much): ๐๐๐ฝ๐ค๐ฝ๐๏ธ๐ ๐โ๏ธโง๏ธโฎ๏ธโ๏ธ ๐ฏ๐๐ป๐ฌ๐ณ ๐ท๐ธ๐น ๐โญ๐ โ๏ธ ๐บ๏ธ
Has anyone ever had a heart attack caused by watching curling, or am I going to be the first?
20.02.2026 05:29 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0They talked about this moment on Gwynn & Chris today with John Kincade on the line. Baseball is awesome. And I am now a bigger Phillie fanatic than I used to be
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHeg...
Based on the news out of the UK this morning, I'm going to quote post and repeat myself. Please?
20.02.2026 02:24 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I'm digging the ELP reference! Oh yeah, and nice photo ๐
19.02.2026 20:08 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Unfortunately the rest of us also pay the price as they cosplay things that someone once made them think will make them attractive
19.02.2026 18:28 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0So... maybe try being nice? Is that what you're suggesting?
Revolutionary!
[Sarcasm]
Isn't 38 years the unit of time known as a Bluesky?
Ergo
Curling takes a Bluesky to complete
That wouldn't fit in my house.
18.02.2026 21:46 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0A picture of a screen showing the Padres play on 20 Feb at 3:10 East Coast time
Padres baseball in 2 days!
18.02.2026 21:39 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0"Nazgul would be a cool name for my next value extractive company" thinks some techbro billionaire somewhere
18.02.2026 19:49 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Back to the north side of the pier, I see ๐
18.02.2026 16:43 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0After watching the interview I'm going to start asking people who want to break the separation of church and state "Why is your god so small?"
18.02.2026 16:24 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0We Padres fans are freaking out over here all the time
18.02.2026 14:15 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I love posts like this where I find a bunch of new people to follow in the comments. Well played, sir
18.02.2026 13:57 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0A list of recent Padres transactions naming Griffin Canning, Walker Buehler, German Marquez, Johny Brito, Tirso Ornelas, Nick Castellanos, Ty France
An advantage of being an optimist is that I can look at this list and say "Maybe Ruben can work his magic with Buehler" and "Castellanos? Well, let's see how it goes" and "Hey, Ty France is back with the team" while all the hater-type Padres fans are probably stabbing themselves with sharp objects
17.02.2026 23:15 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0An ironic piece of the Colbert / Talarico thing is that our First Television Watcher probably has no idea what YouTube is. So he likely thinks he's been successful while in truth he has driven millions of people to watch what he wanted banned
17.02.2026 18:22 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Jackson Merrill showing off his t-shirt of Gavin Sheets that reads "Holy Sheets"
yeah imma need one of those
#Padres @padres.com
It's raining for 3 days in San Diego. We knew this was coming. Not a single umbrella in sight. We are the culture of hooded-rainjackets-are-enough.
16.02.2026 20:05 โ ๐ 94 ๐ 5 ๐ฌ 10 ๐ 1Whoa, you went to the south side! Adventurous ๐
16.02.2026 22:17 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I'd be happy to expose myself... No wait, not like that... I mean... Oh, never mind
16.02.2026 05:17 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Remember, the GOP isnโt afraid of voter fraud. Theyโre scared of voter accuracy.
15.02.2026 23:12 โ ๐ 952 ๐ 216 ๐ฌ 15 ๐ 5I'm going to use this line myself if that's ok
16.02.2026 05:14 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I'm with ya!
16.02.2026 05:11 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I will if you will
16.02.2026 03:08 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Jealous
15.02.2026 16:34 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I'm embarrassed
15.02.2026 15:38 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0With foreign governments now investigating people based on what has been found in released files full of child abuse accusations, is it becoming unsafe for American perpetrators to travel internationally? Please?
15.02.2026 14:04 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 1Baseball!
15.02.2026 13:56 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Yes itโs Valentineโs Day. But itโs also the chosen birthday of Frederick Douglass who was born in 1818 on a plantation in Talbot County, Maryland. He escaped from slavery & rose to become the most eloquent and forceful voice for the abolition of slavery & for Black voting rights in the U.S.
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