Kaiser of Flavorbürg

"Hey, Frank. I don't think this how the word 'police' is supposed to be."
"God damnit, Kevin. Policía or policio, or polizei. Just post the fukin' thing."

"great!"

The "being mean to AI is bigotry" people got two black men suspended. Good job everyone you did it

Not for nothing, but did I miss the World War I airborne ops s day in history class?

Not looking forward to the rewriting of history.
Dec. 7, 1941 when 4 battleships landed on the bottom.

I was fortunate enough to work with maybe the last of the old school, wire haired,hard smoking copy-chiefs. If someone dropped a turd like that on his desk the whole newsroom would be inundated with biblical amounts of profanity.

If you evade suffering you also evade the chance of joy. Pleasure you may get, or pleasures, but you will not be fulfilled. You will not know what it is to come home.

Anyone: Why are there suddenly so many AHDH diagnoses? Dr. Jen: Same reason there are suddenly more stars after we built telescopes.

The mystery of medical diagnosis!

When you're working on alienating the Hank Williams Jr wing of the GOP you really don't have anything else expect the pepe the frog merchants.

Knees and back get extra good if you do it while wearing cheap, bad fitting boots.

This has to be a forever relationship. They can't break up and 1 month later she's dating some sweetpea who wears turtle necks while going up on stage and singing the giant hog song about someone else.

GUY WHO JUST CAME BACK FROM DOING THE JABBA'S PALACE COMEDY FESTIVAL:

You know, I gotta say they're really great in there, they're just like us. I thought it was only gonna be women in chains and a trapdoor monster they feed slaves to but like, they also have a band that plays cool music.

Holy hell. DHS just openly stated that its agents use “reasonable suspicion” to make ARRESTS. This is blatantly unconstitutional. The Supreme Court is clear that you need probable cause to arrest someone, as opposed to stop them to ask them a question or two. This is huge b/c…

Holy shit, this is bad.

Bad enough that it's possible. But why in the hell would you boast about it online?

Emergency World Naked Bike Ride planned in Portland, with blurred photi of naked bicyclists.

Portland enacts emergency powers of nudity to check federal overreach.

Pope Leo XIV Today, more than ever, we must return to the heart, the center of feeling and emotion, the locus of freedom. Though it includes reason, the heart transcends and transforms it. Only by returning to the heart can we undergo a true ecological conversion that transforms our personal Austin I reject this whole heartedly. What you fail to see Mr Pope, the Bible says

really enjoying all the people trying to explain the bible to the pope today

a man in a suit is sitting in the back seat of a car and smiling . Alt: Willem Defoe going insane in Spiderman as the Green Goblin. The camera pans in to his crazy smile.

Hey guys, I'm going to offer everyone a blank check to beat my ass. I bet you won't.

100 psych students

(at the Nazi bar I've been visiting every day for almost three years) man the vibe at this bar kinda sucks

‘Reading Rainbow’ Is Back With A New Host — And Some Very Famous Faces “I don’t think I’ve been this excited for anything since the birth of my child,” one person wrote on social media.

www.huffpost.com/entry/readin...

Something nice!

NEW: The recall effort against 18th Judicial District DA Amy Padden (D) has failed. The recall, led by conservative Aurora councilmember Danielle Jurinsky, needed 75,875 valid signatures and turned in zero signatures. #copolitics

I don't think we'll ever get another sentence which sums up everything the New York Times embodies quite like "Some legal experts have called it a crime to summarily kill civilians".

YouTube video by Katie Couric The Exhausting Reality of Being a Black Lawyer - Bryan Stevenson's Truth

"Here I am, this middle-aged black man, I'm in my best suit. I actually argued the case at the Supreme Court that we were trying to implement. I've got all these degrees and awards. And I'm still required to laugh at my own humiliation."

Bryan Stevenson with @katiecouric.bsky.social

Seeing Curtis Yarvin tweet is like if you watch a horror movie that sets up this mysterious evil villain, and then at the end of the movie comes the grand reveal… and it’s just Alf. And you can’t help but laugh and also feel a bit let down. That’s it??

But i thought it was “make America healthy again “

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I also have advice. Everybody loves reading advice on the computer, so I'll share it: the best thing you can do right now is log off as hard as you can. Go outside, talk to people in real life where it's actually kind of rude to talk about the news, try to actually see the friends you usually just text message. Go for a long drive and turn the phone off while you do it. Get back into your hobbies or pick one and learn it for a while. Watch one of those studio movies that reviews called "wildly miscalculated" and you haven't seen since high school. Play an album you like but find embarrassing. Go to free community events even if they sound stupid. If you take the freeway, try the surface streets. Go to a bad diner and just order some bad coffee because even bad coffee is good coffee. You can't help anybody when you're exhausted and keep posting one million college-educated rewordings of "I would love to be dead right now" on the computer. Walk away from the thing and try out some of those normal things you hear about and if you get bored that's wonderful because we're not supposed to get bored anymore. It turns out boredom is the Cadillac of feelings.

RIP Kaleb Horton
kalebhorton.ghost.io/2025-so-far/

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Dwayne the frog

Dwayne the frog

I try to give myself grace when I am tired or not feeling well. But when I find myself sliding into self-pity mode over boredom or loneliness I gotta pull out my best Dowager Countess impression.

why does every tech innovation since like 2012 feel like it was designed to molest someone?