Olivia Nuzzi got sent in to do a profile but it turned out she wanted to fuck the subject so we sent in Jacob Bernstein to profile her and it turns out he also wants to fuck the subject

The most Olivia Nuzzi paragraph possible

This is my dream job

American Canto is also a powerful personal history. Nuzzi's account of growing up in working-class New Jersey as the child of alcoholics in the shadow of New York City and 9/11 is raw and moving. Her mother was angry, beautiful, and unpredictable. Her father, a loving man who supported his family as a sanitation worker, removed debris from Ground Zero. They both died young. A version of Nuzzi did, too. She approached this "kind of death" with the critical distance of a reporter. When interrogating her own mistakes, Nuzzi confesses, "I had trained my whole life in the battlefield of crisis."

I don’t think any of us are fully prepared for the level of self-pity and absolution that’s going to be in Olivia Nuzzi’s (hilariously titled) “American Canto”

buddy was movin

best ending of all time, let's be real

Trump standing awkwardly as people surround the collapsed cabinet member Trump is labeled me stealing baseball cards while the group is labeled some guy getting tackled for setting the alarms off at target

Bob Ryan:

eric adams said

Ross Douthat right now:

A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor.

A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.

Putting everything else aside, I cannot tell you how much it irrationally pisses me off that people post this stuff when Mamdani is Shi'a.

GOD DAMMIT THE ISLAMIC STATE IS FUCKING SUNNI

Laura Rutledge standing behind Schefter mostly hidden while Schefter stands leaning on the desk with one arm behind his desk

flipped to ESPN and thought Adam Schefter was being arrested on air for a hot sec

Dick Van Dyke has OUTLIVED Dick Cheney

according to the liberation newspaper, documents dating back to a 2014 inspection by the French National Agency for the Security of Computer Systems reported a staggering detail: "the password of the louvre's video surveillance server was simply " louvre. "

the password to the louvre surveillance server was "louvre"

www.thesocialpost.it/2025/11/02/f...

My congratulations to all Baseball Perverts. It was their "super bowl" last night and it seems they all had a very bad time (in their culture that's how you have a good time)

“I have a dream that one day the Jaguars will be second place in their division.”

“Will they be good, George?”

“No. No they will not.”

First half in a nutshell

Jags escaping with a win in Vegas and not having to deal with Brock Bowers for the rest of the year.

101 days to Pitchers and Catchers report. 36 days until the Dodgers sign Kyle Tucker for $400 million

Jon Bois @jon_bois why watch [WORLD SERIES GAME 7] when you can simply snort cocaine and ride a motorcycle out of a helicopter

Admiral William Halsey, November 1942, Guadalcanal:

LET'S FUCKING GO

Baseball is the worst because my team was eliminated 2.5 months ago and the next pitch might kill me. It is Nov. 1

Game 7 be like

How can you not be romantic about baseball? [DEROGATORY] [COMPLIMENTARY]

when the kicker's shorts are real short

World Series Zaprudering, activate