Brian Horne

“Consensual” is friggin’ ripped from all the heavy lifting it’s doing there.

The times I find myself idling humming 🎶Puma Man, he flies like a moron🎶

Cate Blanchett shaking hands with the Pope

People say Cancel Culture is real and then you see Lydia Tár being invited to meet the Pope. 🙄

Instead of processing grief like a normal person, simply gaslight yourself and your family with a computer doing a bad impression of your dead relatives.

Oscar Isaac in Frankenstein. Caption says "oh sure blame the guy whose fault it is"

Favorite new reaction image

Awesome! Wish I could be there!

Babe did you want health insurance this year or are we good

in a way, if you think about it, Frankenstein's monster is the real monster. because it's made of a bunch of dead bodies and stuff which is different from how people generally are

Gotta be a strange feeling walking into Congress tomorrow like “Ok, so the President is absolutely a pedophile”

Putting aside all the horrible shit in them: I cannot believe the global elite composes emails like fucking horses who somehow learned to crudely type. My emails read like Shakespeare compared to the lowercased, unpunctuated screeds written to the worlds biggest pedophile. Fucking write like adults!

The kind of person most likely to see a “public domain slasher” project through to the end is also the person least likely to do anything interesting with the concept.

Saying “reading books in public is performative” is a very quick and simple way to communicate to me that you are a stupid little pig I do not need to listen to and in that sense I appreciate it

If only there were some Hollywood trend of resetting franchises, starting from scratch, as if booting up a computer again.

my new AI powered lamp is trained on millions of lamp interactions so it understands that 50% of chain pulls are to turn it on and the other 50% are to turn it off. and honestly, it's a little spooky how it knows exactly what i want almost half of the time

I agree with this but would settle for "you have to go someplace that sucks to do it." If you want to do some stupid six-leg parlay you should have to say it aloud to a person through a little microphone at an OTB that's lit like the MTA offices in the original Taking Of Pelham 123.

I do think sports betting should be legal, but you should have to place bets in person with someone you are afraid will physically harm you if you don't pay up.

More important, I’d say.

tim kaine

will ferrell as harry caray

sir put on the glasses i just want to see something real quick

Anton Chigurh in No Country For Old Men: “If the rule you followed brought you to this... you to this...of what use was the rule?”

F for Finish That Novel

Don't ask me for a fucking dime, in the Zohran for NYC fonts

These same bums will be asking us for cash at the next deadline; looking forward to sending this back to every Senate fundraising text

BLESS YOUS For Giacomo

There is nothing to “make the Republicans look bad” that isn’t accomplished more handily by Republicans crying to the Supreme Court to let them continue starving people.

The recorder tune that presaged my becoming a composer.

Grok, the Dead Wife Flashback machine

I believe you’ll find, Mr. Bond, that the real gold is the friends we made along the way.

This is what the depressed detective in a sci-fi noir movie does right before he plays a solo round of Russian Roulette.

Oh dear.